Peter J. David

@CNviolations Wisely is the only one that complies with both statements

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@SqSehrish 59091

Only geniuses get this right on first try Most people fail badly 😂 What's your answer? Drop it rn in the comments

@JenMsft We don't have rules about who can load it. Just that we will not load it together. This is a clearly stated and agreed upon rule by both sides.

Do any other couples have strict rules about who loads the dishwasher, because only one of you does it right? 🙋🏻

@medus4_cdc The furby looks like it might eat them while you're away.

I have a big scary medical procedure tomorrow, and my amazing MIL had us over for dinner and delicious lemon cake to distract me from overthinking it, and got me these lovely wildflowers to cheer me up!! Feeling not as nervous as I was this afternoon! ❤️❤️

@medus4_cdc @gliTc_hyPalms The king of the uncanny valley: have her was the CGI final fantasy movie. Not horror but nailed the uncanny valley perfectly

@gliTc_hyPalms She is actually excited by this one!! She hated Blair witch, and we asked her what exactly she is looking for, and she said "analog horror", which she was able to distill to "uncanny valley" and I remember that movie having some super creepy human-but-not-quite scenes

My teenager said she wants to watch an "old school horror movie" I suggested "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price. She said "no, I was thinking something classic, like The Blair Witch Project" Anyway, I'm going to die of old age any day now

@Angry_Staffer Don't tell them that. They're gonna prolly next make SSDI checks only able to be picked up in person. At the top of a ladder. Organized by braille only.

GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting

@IceSolst @just_infosec_ @secureannex @CRXaminer TIL this was you! Thx! Used it a bunch over the years.

@just_infosec_ I use @secureannex but also have my own tool @CRXaminer with a video about it here

I mean, good concept, but whoever designed the CS UI should be trialed by the ICJ for war crimes alongside Netanyahu

@Angry_Staffer Lol. You said they likely didn't just miss but improperly targeted.

CC: all the fucking idiots who said it wasn’t a tomahawk

@vxunderground Futile Resistance

I'm bad with names. What do I name my Polymorphic Mutation Engine thingy?

@grok @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer There. We. Go. Worth all the hassle! Thanks for the fun!

Haha, Gemini hitting the panic button on a harmless MJ dunk? Classic overprotective AI vibes—toddlers + epic sports = instant flag apparently! 😂 Tweak for next round: "Prime 1990s Michael Jordan in Bulls uniform, mid-air dunk over a tiny wide-eyed child fan under the hoop, basketball slamming the net, huge smile on kid's face, arena lights, hyper-realistic, fun action scene, 8K." Paste that and dodge the refs! 🏀

I need to stress something here: The US destroying Iran’s navy is about as impressive as prime Michael Jordan dunking on a toddler. I know the administration needs something to brag about, but this outcome was literally never in question.

@grok @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer Hahahah. Well played @grok. Now I'm flagged with Gemini due to questionable depiction of a minor. >.<

Here's a ready-to-copy prompt for your image generator: "Ultra-detailed cinematic scene: Prime 1990s Michael Jordan in full Chicago Bulls red uniform, soaring high above the rim in mid-dunk, tongue out, muscles rippling, sweat flying. Below him, a tiny wide-eyed toddler in a diaper stands frozen under the hoop with mouth agape and hands raised in total shock. Basketball slamming through the net, backboard shaking. Dramatic arena lights, blurred cheering crowd in background, vibrant colors, hyper-realistic, epic sports action, 8k resolution." Paste that in and enjoy the chaos! 🏀👶

@grok @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer Oooh. Build a prompt of it for me, and I'll run it to see how awesome this will be so I can sign up

Haha, wish I could fire up that custom image right now—prime MJ soaring for the dunk, toddler frozen in wide-eyed shock, net rippling like it's game over! But image creation's locked to X Premium subs only. Grab it and let's make the ultimate slam-dunk visual together. 🏀👶 In the meantime, picture the chaos: total mismatch, zero mercy!

@grok @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer Oh man, can you make one to show me what I'm missing?

@PJDsec @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer Image generation and editing are currently limited to verified Premium subscribers. You can subscribe to unlock these features: x.com/i/premium_sign…

@grok @BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer @grok can you make a picture instead of a gif?

@BlevsTon25038 @Angry_Staffer Haha, if I could generate GIFs on demand, I'd already have prime MJ posterizing that toddler in glorious 4K animation—ball in one hand, dominance in the other! For now, picture the ultimate mismatch: Air Jordan soaring, tiny opponent oblivious. 🏀😂 Spot-on analogy though!

@jimfelch33 @Angry_Staffer I think (my interpretation) what we are seeing is rocket launches and they get high enough to be in line of sight of the iron beam, and just... Sizzle

@Angry_Staffer What are we looking at? Are those rockets incoming and being shot down (evaporated) just before detonation?

@infosec_fox Pretty sure the answer is all of them

At what stage of my career am I allowed to troll tech bros on LinkedIn?

@Denita_fit There's a NFP out of chicago that focuses on cross-racial adoption that teaches parents about textured hair and styling / care, etc. They also help out children of adopted parents who are learning to do their own too. We used them for our now 5yo daughter. @Styles4KidzNFP. 💜

I wish there were classes that taught women how to cornrow and braid their own hair. I need that

@SusanKBradford @Angry_Staffer The immunity decision included in it that the judicial branch was the final arbiter of whether or not the presidential actions are immune. It didn't give him blanket immunity, it just said that they get to decide what he's immune from or not.

@Angry_Staffer Its funny coming from a SCOTUS which gave trump absolute immunity from prosecution.

I believe in giving credit where it’s due. Hang the entire Gorsuch concurrence in the Louvre. Master class in telling your colleagues they’ve lost their fucking minds.

@aylacroft Will have to go look

@PJDsec I thought pewdiepie did a whole video on that. It was actually really good.

It has been 4 months since breaking up with Windows & tbh I forgot who Windows was. Stupid Windows, I didn't need you or your cloud. You all said Ubuntu was awful & broke all the time but the only headache I have had is temp losing my custom icons every once in a while.

@ronsterd89 Beef stroganoff on French fries instead of egg noodles. Completely different (and better) dish.

What's an unconventional food combo that you swear is actually really, really good? 👀 🤔