𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸 🇺🇸🇵🇱

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

🚨 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez’s press conference: -He says that he’s sorry to announce that he will NOT resign -Calls for an election THREE years early -Says there is a CAMPAIGN against him with made up news including that he has CANCER -Picks up the phone and starts reading out news and laughing, including ABC’s news today saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired -Says he works like an ANIMAL day and night -Says anyone who is spreading the rumors against him can CHALLENGE him in the elections -Reminds people that with him, Real Madrid have won 76 titles -Says Real Madrid is the most prestigious club in the world, and that it’s LIES that the club is in shambles -Calls the Negreira case as the WORST SCANDAL IN FOOTBALL HISTORY -Says Real Madrid have the most valuable squad in the world according to Transfermarkt -Says he will submit a dossier to UEFA to END the fact that there are referees from the Negreira era still officiating -Says RELEVO (Media that closed) worked with La Liga and was created to SMEAR Real Madrid and Florentino Pérez -Starts arguing with an ABC journalist -Says he will CANCEL his ABC subscription to honor his father -Says that when he arrived at Real Madrid, the financial situation was so bad the club couldn’t pay players and employees. With him, it’s in incredible financial situation with record earnings with the most valuable squad in the world -Says it’s NOT true that the club spent more than planned on the Bernabéu -Says he’s ready to FIGHT ANYONE AND EVERYONE -Says La Liga is Real Madrid’s ENEMY -Says that Real Madrid WON the Super League case and what they did was for the good of football so that children in Africa can watch football for free -Reads ABC news saying that he told his inner circle that he’s tired AGAIN -Says he will NOT speak about players or managers or the sporting side -Says he will unsubscribe from ABC, AGAIN -Says everyone in the world loves him -Says the club will do an analysis on the sporting side after the elections -Says this is NOT a dictatorship -Says he is the most successful president in history -Says it’s NOT the first time that 2 players fought at Real Madrid, that there were seasons where it happened ALL THE TIME -Says there were 2 articles today written against Real Madrid by ABC, one of them by a woman, and that he doesn’t even know if she knows football -Reads ABC news again saying that he told his inner circle that he’s very tired -Says there is no club that paid the referees and got away with it -Says they know who leaked the news -Says Tchouaméni and Valverde are GREAT boys and GREAT players -Says he doesn’t want to brag, but his company makes BILLIONS in multiple continents -Says the truth is that Real Madrid had MASSIVE success under his presidency -Asks the other journalists to let the girl speak, that the rest of them are ugly -Says he was robbed of 7 La Ligas -Says he only wants to defend the club’s interests, he doesn’t want publicity, fame, power or anything from the club -Says Real Madrid got robbed of 18 points in La Liga this season -Says that real socios don’t boo players, they support them -Says that it hurts them when fans boo a player -Says they will have to SHOOT him to get him out of the club -Says Good night and that he hopes he never sees the journalists again

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Mother’s Day is such a stupid holiday

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.