Nicolas AUNE

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Bonjour, je me souviens de toi.

“Dude did you vibe code this slop? This feature sucks!” Been getting this more recently. And no, I didn't “vibe” it. Did you ever consider, for one single second… That I might just be retarded? And I wrote this organic slop myself?

"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

This is why you don't share just everything on the web. The vid you see here must be one of the most effective AI awareness videos.

It’s happening

Je veux le nom du designer graphique.

iPhone 5s was the best design ergonomically. Perfect size to reach across the screen with one thumb, no camera bulge, fingerprint sensor, nice materials, and 33% lighter than the latest iPhone 17 Air.

faux-texte.com qui fait grève #10septembre2025

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

Smoothest Accident ever😂

Nobody : Me : Let's get rid of classic white paper/B2B industry report. Give me Canva logins I'll design summer workbook that make cry our product designer 🤣.

1. Je crée une entreprise avec franchisation avec comme produit phare un jus de pamplemousse quantisé, qui soigne à 90 % le cancer du pancréas. Une maladie mortelle au hasard... Comme le tabagisme. Mon budget pub est illimité, et tout passe crème au niveau des autorités de santé

Cette vidéo manque de millions de vues youtube.com/watch?v=amhgdU…

I’m not convinced that a single UI designer works at any of the major car brands. They all look like they were shipped by engineers without any design involvement

🔥📣Méga-contrat record dans l'histoire mondiale des marchés publics remporté par @MGEN_officiel + @CNP_Assurances : mon employeur @education_gouv va financer et obliger ses millions de salariés à cotiser >80€/an pour escropathes + cures thermales alors que psychologue = 4x/an. Couvrant ainsi de honte toute notre profession. J'apprends que la liste des garanties est fixée par arrêté ministériel pour toute la fonction publique : legifrance.gouv.fr/jorf/id/JORFTE… après une négociation avec les syndicats. @UNSA_officiel @UNSA_Education @SE_Unsa @EAM_seunsa @FsuNationale : j'espère que vous n'êtes pas complices de cette mise en danger des agents publics (car oui, les charlatanismes ne sont pas de la "médecine" et certains ne sont pas "doux"), vous avez le pouvoir d'agir pour exiger un avenant et faire modifier ce texte réglementaire tant que la mise en place n'est pas effective dans l'Education Nationale. (Et si j'étais la profession des @FFP_Psychomot ou celle des @CNal_OPP, je le prendrais très mal d'être mis sur la même ligne que les charlatanismes). Les professionnels de santé tels que définis par le Code de la Santé Publique sont : - les professions médicales : médecins, odontologistes, chirurgiens-dentistes et sages-femmes (art. L4111-1 à L4163-10) ; - les professions de la pharmacie et de la physique médicale : pharmaciens d’officine (exerçant en ville) et hospitaliers et physiciens médicaux  (art. L4211-1 à L4252-3) ; - les professions d’auxiliaires médicaux : aides-soignants, auxiliaires de puériculture, ambulanciers, assistant dentaires, infirmiers, masseurs-kinésithérapeutes, pédicures-podologues, ergothérapeutes, psychomotriciens, orthophonistes, orthoptistes, manipulateurs d’électroradiologie médicale, techniciens de laboratoire médical, audioprothésistes, opticiens-lunetiers, prothésistes, orthésistes, diététiciens (art. L4311-1 à L4394-4) auxquels il s'agirait d'ajouter un jour les psychologues et neuropsychologues mais c'est du ressort d'une évolution réglementaire. Poke @UFMLSYNDICAT @FMFofficiel @PMathieuMK @cnomk @fakemedecine @Etienne_Pot. Je ne sais pas si on réalise le scandale représenté par le déremboursement de l'homéopathie par l'@Assur_Maladie tout en la remboursant de nouveau par l'argent public via une complémentaire santé obligatoire pour tous les fonctionnaires (y compris ceux... du ministère de la santé, n'est-ce pas M. @yannickneuder ?). Qu'en pense Mme @MCazeneuve ? RT SVP🔽 #edugouv-summary-item-4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">education.gouv.fr/la-protection-…

Omg Look at Covid.Gov right now

Mdrrrrr mon fils qui se régale avec son petit dej , tout souriant journée ensoleillée Il sait pas qu’il a perdu 18% sur son assurance vie en actions ça me fume