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Back to back birthdays with papa Fred! 💕

This man has scratches on his truck and people ask him why he doesn’t buff them out. His response- “I could probably buff out the scratches on my truck, but I don't really want to. They're from Gunnar, from all the times he stuck his head out the window, ears back, face in the wind, happy just to be along for the ride. Back then, it was just part of life. Dog hair everywhere. Nose prints on the glass. Scratches on the door. Another drive with him riding shotgun like he owned the truck. Now those little marks feel different. They're not just scratches anymore. They're proof of a time when he was still here. A reminder of the ordinary moments I didn't know I'd miss this much.” Those aren’t scratches, those are memories. 💔 Do you have physical memories of your pet that you refuse to get rid of? Scratches? Nose prints, a bed? Dog house? Do you keep their memory alive?

Bro... bro... bro... Men do bounce back. From failed relationships, financial setbacks, toxic bonds, unemployment, from anyyyyyything. If you're going through hard times, calm down. Pray and keep your trust in God.

I realized in my 30s that I don’t want to work until I’m 65, and I’m done chasing a title just so I can look successful to people who don’t matter. I want to make the most money I can, work the fewest hours possible, and spend the rest of my life being present with my wife, my kids, and the people I love. I want more family dinners, more trips, more good food, more memories, and more freedom to do what I want, when I want, without building a life where my best years get traded for a paycheck.

The best thing about being over 50 is that our “give a fuck” is broken… but our “go fuck yourself” is perfectly functional.

Listen to the advice of older people. Not because they're right, but because they have the most experience being wrong.

Bad News Bears 1976 was a kids' movie that used the N-word and every other ethnic slur available, kids smoking cigarettes, a drunk coach that also drove drunk and handed beers out to 11-year-olds. And it was great. Rated PG. We used to be a proper country.

Just a heads up, if you fly Delta and your checked bags take longer than 20 minutes to get to the carousel, you have two hours to file a claim to get 2,500 SkyMiles. It happens often, so don’t miss out. Link here: delta.com/bags/bagsClaim…

A blue whale’s vagina is big enough to fit 6 grown men, making it the world’s second largest pussy, after Jimmy Kimmel

Buckle up—Ronald Reagan’s got a road trip joke for you.

Random Song of the Day Makin’ Love KISS live -1977 (japan)

Backing vocals sung before the main vocal was ingenious 🎤🎸

Awesome!

West 7th Street will be on fire tonight and happy for those businesses. But it will never come close to comparing to Met Center Tailgating for The North Stars. What a night it would be tonight. youtu.be/KGx7OXHVUxo?si…