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@PaikWilliam

trash mind

Chicago, IL Katılım Ocak 2017
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Diary of a Simpy Kid
Diary of a Simpy Kid@JonahEggleston·
Pretty messed up how not one episode of SpongeBob passes the Bechtel test
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It’s pretty crazy how many times we let a horny dude with a comp-sci degree just fundamentally change society
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I just found my old ipod with all my songs from 2014. This shit is better than drugs.
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I don't need a job I just need to be 14 listening to Of Monsters and Men again.
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All American Rejects > Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Good Charlotte > Emily Dickinson
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Character-gets-caught-in-own-web-of-lies plotlines make me so nervous.
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She'll definitely take me back once I awaken my mangekyou sharingan.
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And so begins the on-again-off-again relationship with Twitter
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People who send emails with exclamation points are too good for this world.
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A man has fallen into a cycle of depression in lego city
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Why am I scared of the dark again. I'm literally 23
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Can you even call it a preorientation program if you didn't tell all the traumatic plot points in your life to people who would become strangers 4 weeks later?
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@acatsimp Lol the two times that it happened 😆
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We need a new branch of critical theory that explores the deep alienation you feel when the fake audience boos you offstage in Rockband for the wii.
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Me at 10: Able to sing Linkin Park at elementary school talent show. Me at 23: can barely summon the confidence to ask grocery store person for the location of the relish.
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White people: Don't call all of us out when one of us does something dumb. Also White people:
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William@PaikWilliam·
I can only look at three White dads at a time. Stick a fourth one in there and my brain has this processing error that makes them all look like Jim Carry.
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