William

Pretty messed up how not one episode of SpongeBob passes the Bechtel test

It’s pretty crazy how many times we let a horny dude with a comp-sci degree just fundamentally change society

I just found my old ipod with all my songs from 2014. This shit is better than drugs.

I don't need a job I just need to be 14 listening to Of Monsters and Men again.

All American Rejects > Ralph Waldo Emerson

This tweet not doing well will awaken my mangekyou sharingan.

Good Charlotte > Emily Dickinson

Character-gets-caught-in-own-web-of-lies plotlines make me so nervous.

Biden won! #BIONICLE #LEGO

She'll definitely take me back once I awaken my mangekyou sharingan.

And so begins the on-again-off-again relationship with Twitter

People who send emails with exclamation points are too good for this world.

A man has fallen into a cycle of depression in lego city

Why am I scared of the dark again. I'm literally 23

Can you even call it a preorientation program if you didn't tell all the traumatic plot points in your life to people who would become strangers 4 weeks later?

@acatsimp Lol the two times that it happened 😆

We need a new branch of critical theory that explores the deep alienation you feel when the fake audience boos you offstage in Rockband for the wii.

Me at 10: Able to sing Linkin Park at elementary school talent show. Me at 23: can barely summon the confidence to ask grocery store person for the location of the relish.

@wherestrist I actually really want one now

White people: Don't call all of us out when one of us does something dumb. Also White people:

I can only look at three White dads at a time. Stick a fourth one in there and my brain has this processing error that makes them all look like Jim Carry.