Parry Rominger

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Parry Rominger

@ParryRominger

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

NY / CA Katılım Mart 2011

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·28 Ağu

Well, that's reassuring.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·5 May

"The greatest victory is that which requires no battle." Sun Tzu, and now J. Cole

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·7 Şub

Is Mercury in retrograde? Or is it @SuperBowl week and you work in advertising?

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·23 Oca

Back on the apps. Gotta say, it took me way too long to realize ENM is not a Myers Briggs personality type.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·8 Ara

The thing about me is I will never skip a George Santos Cameo.

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Travis Kelce@tkelce·1 Şub

NAP TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·1 Eki

So the Notre Dame quarterback isn’t 32… got it.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·12 Eyl

TOTALLY

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·2 Eyl

New San-J loyalist here 🙋🏻‍♀️

Pop Crave@PopCrave

Kim Kardashian’s friend, Jonathan Cheban, is suing a Korean BBQ sauce company for $20 MILLION. He claims he cut his hand when one their glass bottles “inexplicably exploded” in his hand when he took it out of the fridge. Jonathan claims he's suffered losses like the “ability to use his hand in his social media posts, in his advertisements, and in his ability to sponsor various food items.”

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·12 Ağu

@cnast_ The girls who get it

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·12 Ağu

My ability to pack absolutely everything and literally nothing at the same time is truly impressive.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·15 Tem

@Aayers10 And here I thought you were just trying to compete with Kath.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·15 Tem

On today’s episode of “all my friends are having babies”

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Elie Mystal@ElieNYC·30 Haz

I don't know what to tell you guys. We have to expand the Court. If we don't expand the Court, no liberal policy will be allowed to exist for the rest of our lives. That's why Republicans stole the court, that's why rich people pay for justices. Govern yourselves accordingly.

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·30 Haz

EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT EXPAND THE COURT

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·22 Haz

*Googles how old is Chris Paul?*

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Parry Rominger@ParryRominger·21 Haz

@OvertimeJacko I will never understand gazpacho. It is salsa without chips.

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