Elaine Mayo🏴‍☠️It WAS NOT a safe space ship🏳️‍🌈

2016

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I’m going to vomit.

If Trump wins, there will be efforts to blame Russian interference or the Harris campaign or Biden, etc. That's all fair. But we need to be clear eyed that a huge swath of America likes what Trump is selling. Transphobia. Mass deportation. That's what he ran on. And here we are.

Quote of the night goes to @jfisher1. ‘I’m resigned. At the end of To Kill A Mockingbird they still killed the black man.’ Fuck, man…

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

Ugh. I, again, feel the need to apologize to everyone outside the US. No matter how this shakes out, we have confirmed that a large portion of this country are just really shitty human beings.

Retweet if you proudly voted for Kamala Harris!

Polls are still open, folks. Don’t sit this election out. @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz are ready to serve on Day One. Confirm your polling place and go vote: IWillVote.com.

DON'T TEMPT THE THING HIGH ATOP THE THING!!!!

Competence over Chaos. Democracy over Fascism. #VOTE #HarrisWalz2004

@StephenKing I hope so! But my brain is stuck in anxiety mode. “You think Okay, I get it, I'm prepared for the worst, but you hold out that small hope, see, and that's what fucks you up. That's what kills you.” —Joyland

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

Please, please vote.

Every hand on deck. Please #VOTE. We can do this together. #Harris_Walz2024

“What, do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?”

If you’re still deciding between voting for Kamala Harris or Jill Stein, please take a moment to watch. I made this video with Palestinian American and political activist @RaniaBatrice. We understand being conflicted but wanted to share our perspective.

If you’re using this site for anything other than funny memes or the amazingly humorous minds that some people have, you’re using it wrong. It’s the musk misinformation machine. Just come here for laughs. #TwitterIsForFunNotFacts