Patrick
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99 cents to make a sandwich at home is fucking hysterical lmao
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Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"
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Underrated impact of the Big Sort; There are no smart people in dumb jobs anymore. When was the last time you spoke with a functionally literate service worker?
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@barstoolsports More like have his kids throw a tantrum when they don’t get to watch YouTube slop.
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“He just sat down for the final round of the PGA Championship. Have his girl tell him it’s a beautiful day outside and ask what they’re going to do today”
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@Alsboringtweets I keep thinking that the app is in the middle of an update, it’s terrible.
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The house next door is rented by 4 college women. They have lived there almost 2 years and they are great neighbors.
Last night about 10p we get a text from one of them letting us know they were about the to have a bunch of people over and it was going to be loud for the first time.
We were ready for the kind of party we went to back in the day, you know, music pumping, lots of drunk people being loud till the early hours of the morning, maybe a kid passed out in my front yard when I woke up.
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@TheBabylonBee Dive bars by local refineries servicing the night shift crowd.
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@Hartlander_ I can tell by what their parents look like too…somehow I’m the only parent who is dressed to go to an office that day.
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@darrenrovell Charged cotton is terrible now. I only wear my under armor shirt when I get haircuts now.
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Under Armour Revenue, Last 10 years
2016: $4.8B
2017: $4.9B
2018: $5.2B
2019: $5.3B
2020: $4.5B
2021: $5.7B
2022: $5.8B
2023: $5.7B
2024: $5.3B
2025: $4.9B
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I’ve got a good one for you @acaseofthegolf1.
Today’s US Open qualifier at Greystone in Rochester, NY had a field scoring average of 81.4. Medalist was -2 70. +3 75 was final qualifier, alternate at +4.
Quick research says 2017 CC of Scranton was one of the highest in recent history, where medalist was even par 72, alternates 74-75.
In 50 degree weather, with 20+mph winds in the afternoon, was this the hardest US Open qualifier in… history..?
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@LordStinkyPinky I drank half a handle of Jose Cuervo gold and threw up the next morning.
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“Make him blackout and miss his graduation with his whole family in attendance”
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Age yourself by naming a popular bike brand from your childhood
I’ll go first Haro
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@ShaneRyanHere He’s always been legit. A few years ago he was like top 10 at the British Open. Was just a matter of time.
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I was one of the first to defend Alex Fitzpatrick's 2+ year exemption for winning the Zurich, because I believe he earned it. But what he's doing now is disrespectful to the Tour. Presumptuous and crass.
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Going on a golf trip soon and will be walking 36 a day in 40-50 degrees. As a Florida golfer I never play in pants so any recs would be appreciated #LANK
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@beer_wisconsin @mikehoffmann I don’t think my attended any of my weekday sporting events.
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@mikehoffmann At some point between my childhood in the 90’s and now it was seemingly decided parents will attend ALL sporting events.
When I was a kid I biked my ass to practice and games. That was that.
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The parenting books don’t do enough to warn you about the fact that work ends at 5:00, the school gets out at 2, and soccer starts at 3:30.
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My brother is homeless. Addiction. Mental illness. Streets for five years. I tried everything. He won’t accept help. Last winter he called. First time in months. Said “I’m cold. So cold.” I drove around. Found him. Under a bridge. Freezing. Brought him home. Hot shower. Clean clothes. Food. Bed. He stayed one night. Left before sunrise. Back to the streets. I cried. Felt like I failed. Week later. Man came to my door. Homeless. Said “Your brother sent me. Said you help people. I’m cold.”
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Could not be prouder of my son for coming in 1st in a field of 80 guys to win the non public south sectional championship
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@JerryRecco Grip is too strong, could have broken 70 if he tweaks it.
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🚨BREAKING🚨
An Israeli fugitive wanted for alleged sex crimes against CHILDREN was arrested by ICE in Lakewood, NJ. Authorities say 43-year-old Yechiel Farkas was taken into custody April 17 and has since appeared in federal court in Trenton. Extradition to Israel is expected.
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