Paul Britz

@US_OGA Cute

Every Saturday morning I have breakfast with a bunch of old farmers. Discussion today was population decline and replacement rate in the US. They've come up with a very simple yet elegant solution to increase birth rates. Bring back bench seats in pickup trucks.

@DC_Draino Voted for Ken Monday!

John Cornyn thought Texas voters were too stupid to remember him helping Biden pass the biggest gun control bill in decades in 2022. Turns out John Cornyn was the stupid one.

@TB1Kinobe Looks like a bar but OK 👍🏻

@libsoftiktok A’holes

She resigned because her husband has cancer. This is why no one trusts the media.

@TulsiGabbard @TheLastRefuge2 God bless and watch over you both!

@TheLastRefuge2 Abraham and I are humbled and beyond grateful for your prayers and outpouring of love 🙏🏽

Consequential thoughts can be set aside for a later time. Our heart expresses deep gratitude for @TulsiGabbard 's unwavering strength, and I am certain you will all join with me in prayer for a successful treatment, fast recovery and extended life for both of them – filled with abundance and joy. “My rock.” It is well understood. When cancer introduces the frozen moment of fear, it is prayer that battles the dark imaginings and faith that fuels us. There is before the moment of our knowledge, and there is everything that comes next. All else moves in a blur, we become disconnected from daily challenge. When the body is tested, faith and prayer strengthen the soul. Our battle no longer manifests in the business of things, but rather in the spirit of our faith.  “With God,” is not something to say it is the core of how we fight; we lean into the source of all healing. Prayer connects us directly to the God of love who created every cell in our body. In the battle against cancer, prayer is not the last resort it’s the beginning, the front line of hope and healing. Heavenly Father, we have need for You today. Please provide Your healing power and grace upon Abraham Williams, the husband of Tulsi Gabbard. Lord of mercy guide those who will now tend the affliction. We accept Your works through those You guide and love powerfully, completely and unconditionally. Our first, last and final healing is always found in You. We come to You today with our prayers for both Abraham and Tulsi, and we know You hear our prayers just as You understand our faith. We ask for Your comforting embrace of Abraham, Tulsi and those they love. Father of strength, lift the heart of Tulsi Gabbard and fill her with fortitude, courage and the sense of safety. God that holds the stars, we ask for Your healing and grace to cover Abraham; every affliction; every wound; every trepidation and consequence. Thank You for Your mighty power that works through all things. We reach out to You knowing through every struggle Your glory is in command. We ask that You pull our prayers close and extend Your healing power. In Jesus’ name. ~Amen!

@SarahisCensored Wow 😮

Update on my exclusive regarding the assistant principal of Nichols Intermediate School, who is married to a registered child predator in Jacksonville, TX: They are so desperate to silence me that they offered me money to take my post down.

@HawgTexas He is a bird dog.

So got a text from the wife last night, she's at our lake house in Louisiana right now. Apparently #PeteTheLab HATES peacocks. -TEXT- Good lord. Your dog just took off down the road to murder a peacock. It was close. He went totally sproing

@TB1Kinobe SMH 🤦‍♂️

@blac_kloud @alphafox Early evening. They start stirring around midnight!

@alphafox I wouldn't they even enter that apartment complex.... I would have waited until the night..🤣

This Dallas tow truck driver got more than he bargained for when the whole troop descended on him:

@LibertyVoop @alphafox Probably has chicken bones and rocks in it to scare away evil spirits!

@alphafox I just like how was frantically jiggling and rattling her Big Gulp at the tow truck driver. Like it was some weird magic "ju-ju" that's supposed to ward off or curse evil spirits away.

@alphafox Holy 💩

@Sassafrass_84 Never

I have never watched 1 episode of Stephen Colberts' show. Have you?

@catturd2 Later Steven 👋🏻

Flop.

@Milajoy An average day at the Waffle House!

California Gubernatorial candidate refuses to answer questions from citizens. Instead he hides in his car. His political career is DONE.

@TB1Kinobe How do you sleep at night!

@elonmusk Kamala works at Starbase now?

@Milajoy He's trying to get Sylvester Turners old job at the 18th. Don't count Pimp Daddy Cane out yet! lol

We won't have to witness Al Green, his cane, and his scowl on the House floor again. Because of the new congressional map in Texas, Al Green’s seat has been REMOVED. He will NOT be re-elected. See ya, Al.