Paul Detloff

@greta Hammond should be willing to change its name to Chicago, IN so they can remain the Chicago Bears 😂

What is your opinion of the Chicago Bear possibly moving to Hammond, Indiana?

@ThrillaRilla369 More cheese

What do you add to Mac and Cheese to make it better?

@AB84 I already unfollowed for the straight up stolen tweets and this shit still shows up in my feed.

Chick Fil A gotta be the pussy part of the bird cuz this shit good as fuck

@mnwild This didn't age well

HOW 'BOUT THAT START

@KChimaev @SStricklandMMA Boring ass fight for all the hype.

Let me know when you are ready @SStricklandMMA

@MarioNawfal Yes. Typing too fast.

@MarioNawfal If the champ doesn't make weight he should automatically replenish the title and not be eligible to win. Opponent remains eligible to win. Opponent loses, title remains vacant.

🇺🇸 Sean Strickland just went scorched earth on Khamzat Chimaev at weigh-ins: "This fking coward tried to kick me in the nuts. This b*tch didn't even make weight, you cheating fk." These two are genuinely going to try to kill each other tomorrow.

@barstoolsports @pizzahut Italian Sausage, Onions, Garlic

You get 3 toppings to put on your Hand Tossed pizza, what three toppings are you choosing? @pizzahut #PizzaHut_Partner

@barstoolsports Good point.

@barstoolsports And then worked perfect for the Star Spangled Banner 😂

The mic cut out during O Canada but the crowd in Buffalo had her back

@brendenmoore13 Why stop at middle school? Highschool is where it's the worst.

The IL House votes 102-3-1 to pass a bill requiring every school district to adopt a policy banning students from using cellphones during class. The ban would be bell-to-bell for elementary and middle school students. Policies would need to be in place by the 2027-28 school year.

@ronsterd89 A vasectomy

If a person has $10 and needs to feed 7 kids, what should they get

@20th_Centurygal Deftones

Who’s the loudest band you’ve ever seen live?

@greg16676935420 Nope. The more expensive ones make you poorer than the cheaper ones.

I’m convinced that all the different tiers at a car wash do the exact same thing

@Ryanmariebach78 When someone starts a sentence with "Honestly"......

What's a common phrase that annoys you? "To be clear"

@Josh_HokitUFC Keep your fingers down at the Whitehouse.

Just got back from the hospital… no broken bones cuz I’m made of steel… y’all are welcome… 200k💰🤑

@ufc @CubSwanson Give this guy the BMF belt.

ALWAYS DELIVERED 🐻 Congratulations to @CubSwanson on one hell of a career.

@nickimoraa Absolutely

Does your boss have the right to tell you that your perfume is too strong and it’s offensive to others in the office and you should stop using it ?

@GSO_Police 😂

some of y'all are like “free my boy” expecting us to read it and be like “aww ok”.

@lady_valor_07 Wait.... I was President?

“Where am I?” 🤣