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Eating onion rings and drinking beer while listening to live music seems like a pretty modern thing, but it's actually something humans have done since Mesopotamia

Sarah’s Scribbles By Sarah Andersen 05.04.24

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I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone.

Ladies?

@leastracistdog @PineDurr I came here to post EXACTLY this 🤣

@PineDurr Daddy issues?

What is the science behind the symbiosis between goths and mall Santas?

It's one of those 12 hour shift kind of days today again.

They used to be able to throw you in jail and make your family work off your debt if you got the amount of debt boomers did, or send you to Australia lol

Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN