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@Lea_EFC Have a day off mate. Engagement farming for real now. Bet you’ve never been so popular. You’re pretty much an Arsenal fan at this point 🙄

My timeline is full of Arsenal fans begging for people to give a fuck about them lifting the title* today, but nobody cares 😭

@mfc_mrpage Yeah obviously 🙄 Why would a non Arsenal fan watch the Arsenal game. Shut up you clown.

Manchester City fans will be watching Pep Guardiola’s final & farewell game in charge against Aston Villa. Liverpool fans will be watching Mohamed Salah’s emotional farewell against Brentford. Manchester United fans will be watching Bruno Fernandes chase the assist record against Brighton. Chelsea fans will be watching their final league game with hopes of securing qualification for UEFA Europa League. Tottenham fans will be watching the relegation battle until the final minute. Nobody will care about anything else the Premier League title away at Crystal Palace. Only them.

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

For the record: Arsenal's 22-year drought is the shortest of every big club in English League history.... Chelsea - 50 years (1955-2005) Man City - 44 years (1968–2012) Liverpool - 30 years (1990–2020) Man United - 26 years (1967–1993)

@h0ttiehdav @JacobHorsfall_ Hahahahahaha look at you trying to make out the Prem doesn’t matter

@PitchSnitch @JacobHorsfall_ 3 trophies is better than 1

To humble haaland you’d have to win every club trophy possible whilst scoring at a rate that decimates records. Quite literally no one can humble Erling fucking Haaland 😂

@DerwinGotLast @JacobHorsfall_ Yeah yeah ‘next season’

@PitchSnitch @JacobHorsfall_ Naaa I love being a 4 time straight prem winner and win a treble then next season win 3 trophies as well

@Kuntchops @Mo_Arsenal9 Cunt chops says it all

@PitchSnitch @Mo_Arsenal9 The fucking irony 🤦‍♂️

Hearing Man United will hold a player of the season parade on Monday.

@Scott_Chegg78 @JacobHorsfall_ Yeah alright buddy. Keep tweeting the Champions 😏

@PitchSnitch @JacobHorsfall_ Wouldnt even give a fiver 👍

@UTDTrey He deserves to be held accountable for 115 charges. And I’m sure UTD want their ‘fan’ back. Who do you even support?

-He won them the TREBLE -He won them the QUADRUPLE -Won them their first Champions League -Got 100 points in a season -He 4peated the Premier league -He won 6 PL trophies in 8 years Nah bro deserves more than a statue 😭

@DarrenArsenal1 @chonkathonk We’re MASSIVE

Gone to park with dog, arsenal shirts everywhere. Radlett high street, arsenal shirts everywhere Went to buy petrol, guy behind the till, arsenal shirt. Everywhere!

Real Madrid did absolutely everything to stop William Saliba signing that renewal. Saliba spoke to Gabriel and Arteta and chose to make history here at Arsenal. Genuinely, nothing but respect and admiration for that level of desire to win here, the place he calls home.

@FabrizioRomano Bet its done before the 115 charges drop 🙄

🚨 OFFICIAL: Manchester City will build a STATUE of Pep Guardiola. 🔵✨ It will feature on the approach to “The Pep Guardiola Stand” at the Etihad Stadium. 🏟️

Well done Hull City. Only current League winners can like this post #Hull #LeagueChampions

@HullCity Good for you! Welcome to the Premier League Champion 🤝

OHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDD

@Its_Deenee @john322226 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣

@john322226 And You guys Expect something with this Head like this to have senses🤣🤣

Real Madrid and Manchester United went trophyless but still got more motion than Barcelona and Arsenal. When you’re big, you’re big.

@john322226 ‘Motion?’ What?

@FabrizioRomano Basically trying to salvage them when they finally get slammed for their 115 cheating tactics Man jumped ship on the field and went boardroom 😂

🚨💙 Pep Guardiola will take up a role as a Global Ambassador for the City Football Group. He will give technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations.

Premier League trophy update x ASMR 😌✍️ @Arsenal

Patience and perseverance ✊ Great to have you back with us, Mikel ❤️

@mfc_mrpage You’re 4th clown Simping for Utd now If you have a season ticket, give it up for a real ManC fan

Arsenal couldn’t escape 2nd place. Look who’s sitting in second again 😭😭