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something problematic

england was shitting out hail last week and now it's going to be 35c next week. Yeah okay mate we're just doing whatever arent we just having a right laugh

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

Even gay porn doesn’t have this much dickriding

the deleted tweet btw

Hi, South of England here, why on earth have we become ash?

I hate summer with a passion. I prefer the cold 100% idc! The UK heat is absolutely disgusting.

LIMBO 100%🔥 (NEW HARDEST) The Final Goal before military is OVER!

now im diet coke

if u don’t hear from your british oomfs during the next couple days it’s because we’re all dead from the heat

The pedos linking up

Hell is finally claiming back South England

My mate Bouncer died yesterday. He’d lived with us for 13 years as a furry, purring, permanently migrating ornament. I didn’t know I could feel such grief for a witless bag of bones who destroyed my favourite sofa and crapped in the shower tray. Below is a picture taken on the day he selected me at the animal shelter.

its that time of the year again when the uk gets hit with a heatwaves and people who have never stepped foot here are telling us 31 degrees is cold

Drake and Akademiks are reportedly dating.

A follow up The reasons for complaints UK homes have bad winters so homes are built to trap heat in. So in the warm, the homes become OVENS Its Tropical heat and IT CLINGS AND lingers long into the night AC in homes is very rare and expensive LET US MOAN

oh thats good I'm in the black charred zone . brilliant

sorry apparently i was unaware england had shifted to the fucking equator why the fuck is it so warm

WHY IS IT BLACK

charlie kirks mind before 2018

UK heatwave rn