PolarCoug

This is PolarCoug's daughter. We are seeking donations to help cover the costs of my father's funeral, thank you gofundme.com/jecii8

In the HildaBeast's case, it was the horse that rode in on her.

My dyslexic gay friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!

Michelle is not the brightest penny in the piggy bank...I think her I.Q. is on par with a pine cone.

"I think I'll have a bowl of Lucky Charms." - Reggie Love

@HappiKamper :-)

"Oh Mama, I wants me a $10 Million condo so bad!" - Chelsea Clinton

What do the Clintons have in common with Massachusetts? Both have ugly Chelseas.

Chelsea is so ugly, that when she was born, the Doctor slapped Webb Hubbell.

Anthony Weiner's favorite 007 phrase: "Shaken not stirred."

Yeah, like we couldn't ID his persona from a mile away. “@PolarCoug: I disliked Obama before it was cool to dislike Obama.”

Michelle Obama has pig tails... but only in her armpits.

Know what the hotel clerk said when Barry tried to check Mooch in before the births? "Sorry, no choom in the inn."

Lois Lerner has her nose so far up Odramas' derriere that his doctor uses her input as a rectal thermometer.

Chelsea plans to name her baby Buck, after Hillary's teeth.

Congratulations Chelsea on your baby girl. Don't ever leave her alone with Grandpa.

Does excessive Cocaine use give one big ears?

Chris Matthews is a little to old & tough for my tastes...I'm not a fan of tingly food, either.

At the heart of every Leftist is a frustrated dictator.

I am sure the captain of the Titanic thought he was doing an excellent job until he got his jockey shorts wet.