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Jake and I can’t stop laughing because I said this pic of me looks like my nephew in a wig

Imagine a MAGA republican trying to argue their way out of this lmao

@KahanArchive I believe he’s probably thinking “I’m wearing makeup I’m wearing makeup why am I wearing makeup”

Noah Kahan awkwardly standing there during his SNL promo is my spirit animal

@LostAttSea He can’t help but date the “quirky” girls. Laughed out loud when Schwartz went in for a hug &she didn’t even notice. Also Zack’s confessional about Kiana in sunglasses? Peak comedy. Completely weirded out by Danny’s comments to Nia about putting on a show. There’s more to that ☝🏼

Also how about we worry about them trotting Schwartz out like he’s a retired show pony as if that’s even remotely interesting

Heaven forbid a hot girl catch a little vibe at lunch… Divaphobia alive and well

Working 6:30am-8:30pm, then coming in at 4am the next day is terroristic torture.

MAYBE she just did Lollapalooza there less than a year ago.

fuck you

can they just agree on something???

@NoahKahan I promise I have a plan for it, not for myself.

@NoahKahan Can u write this to me personally? “I wish you could know me and I wish I could know you much more sometimes Wish I could do nothin with you Sit in the yard while the day dies Leave it all on the table and I'll say “I love you” and mean it this time” ty, leo with inflated ego

Would u guys want handwritten lyrics for this album? It might take me a while but Id get started this weekend if there was some folks who were intrigued

Every woman on The Valley has dark hair now, and it’s making me feel more empowered to go dark and resist the bleach this summer

May as well be karaoke. I get changing lyrics that no longer serve an artist. But every song? People buy tickets, merch, take off work, arrange childcare bc we’re all old now …but u gotta switch up every other word so no one can sing along. Pls DM me. I just wanna talk😏

Literally no one asked & I just need to get this out of my head okay? If conor oberst wouldn’t severely (& I do mean severely) change the lyrics & melodies of every song, live shows would be fun again 🤷🏻‍♀️The band is on one page, and CO may as well not be on same stage.

Zach Bryan performs with his band the way I long for Conor Oberst to perform with his band. I don’t mean “their bands” in a possessive way. I mean along side the people who make music with them. Cohesive. Live versions are incredibly different but in a way that makes you

I don’t feel as bad about not going now because the weather was awful. Still getting fomo from the memorial stadium pov. Now I have an excuse to travel to a different show 🤷🏻‍♀️ meant to be

Stfu up about Zach Bryan to me today ty

@zachlanebryan Notes for next tour: No spring dates in tornado alley ✍🏼✍🏼

When your old “coffee specialist” still accidentally texts you(3rd time). I Really I should have responded “the typos in your texts & emails make you appear incredibly unprofessional, you’ve been in this role for like 2 years now? This is an elementary level question Jen <3”

woman in the elevator just complimented me on my hair, and then I complimented her on her shoes. When we got to our floor, my 7 yo whispers, "Are you friends? Why are you saying nice things to each other?" And then straight out of a scene from a movie, the woman reopens the elevator door and says, "Because we're women and honestly, honey, it's our job to hold each other up.” Damn straight.