Tyler M

@Rothmus I've stopped trying to understand things and now I just make noodles. Homemade noodles. Making fettuccini next.

It would fit just right though 🤌✨

That thing is not human

@VorosTwins HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING!

Our cat is so thirsty!

車両のパーツ一つ一つを上から吊るした様子が面白すぎる

@gregthesorcerer Was this ever a debate?

the Wizard Hat stays ON during sex

@brockpierson I mean, not really.

Do you miss the Windows 98 control panel?

@alliharvard ALL HAIL THE TIME CUBE! youtube.com/watch?v=H7lWCq…

favorite conspiracy theory?

@_dxllz7 yeah look at all that merica

Why are UFOs always seen in the US

@ADHDForReal 😭😭😭

nothing will give you the fear of God like having a good hairline. my whole family went bald by 30 but im here with no thinning, receding, nothing, just feeling like someone up there is looking out for me. but if i ever fuck up ill get smited with the most rapid norwood ever seen

And of course, right after I get used to the driver side being on the right 😑

there we go

Looking like the Mazda RX-8 is gonna be my street racer.

@eustacheus @ADHDForReal no

@ADHDForReal Someone with experience in ADHD and THC? Were you able to get your brain to shut up for a while?

things i didnt know i needed #637

Duct Tape Sculpture by Takahiro Iwasaki