Matt Pratt

@saylor Microstrategy and Bitcoin are the reasons I will buy more car washes!!

🚨MISSING: A Republican Congressman has basically VANISHED and the story gets weirder. Rep. Tom Kean has missed more than 50 votes since March. Now, his WIFE’S whereabouts are unclear. Yet, he’s been trading stock the whole time. We went to the Capitol to demand answers. Watch.

🚨VANISHED: I went to the Capitol to find missing Republican Congressman Tom Kean and the story keeps getting weirder. Over 50 missed votes since March. Staff dodging questions. Even reporters can’t figure out where he’s been. What the hell is going on?

This is my fav Livy Dunne video I’ve ever seen. Forget her looks. That’s how girlfriends should root for their boyfriends.

@Bodittle Wtf never personally known someone who completed an election poll.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, believes this.

@mccartycards @eBay @UPS It’s worth nothing now bc the individual who stole it will never be able to resell the item on the open market

$50,000 Michael Jordan Superfractor 1/1 has been stolen from @eBay while @UPS was delivering it internationally. The contents were empty with their pack and ship guarantee (they packed the item). Fully insured. Claim has been filed for 4 months and nothing has been done.

@spencerpratt wtf is going on in LA!

It seemed cheaper and more secure than putting the fence around my dirt lot where Karen Bass let my house burn down 🤷‍♂️

"Who Is This, Los Angeles?" by Daniel Guss Enhanced image of Spencer Pratt sign-stealer. “Suspect is described as being a flat chested, dwarf hybrid with sleeve tat and a fivehead. Please do not approach.” CLICK: danielguss.substack.com/p/have-you-see… . @libsoftiktok @TomiLahren @adamcarolla @RealJamesWoods @LASDJordan @KFIAM640 @KABCRadio

@USronaldcarter NYC is trash. Engineers need to take a trip to Taiwan, see how Taipei subway systems are built. Not even comparable.

Nobody is telling you how FUCKED New York City's infrastructure actually is right now. Everyone is watching the flood footage. The cars underwater. The subway stations turned into swimming pools. Nobody is talking about the fact that six inches of rain just paralyzed a global city. Not a hurricane. Not a once-in-a-century storm. Six inches. In a few hours. And the Long Island Expressway shut down in both directions. The F train suspended. Flash flood warnings across every borough. By rain. → Cost of fixing this: deferred for decades → Cost of not fixing it: the entire city grinds to a halt → That is not a weather problem. That is a maintenance problem. NYC's catch-basin cleaning fleet was 63% out of service during prior storms. By end of 2023 it was 77% out of service. The city had 19 functional trucks for five boroughs. Nineteen trucks. For eight million people. 💀 Here's what nobody is explaining to you: This doesn't just change THIS storm. This changes ALL storms. Forever. → NYC has 7,400 miles of combined storm and sewer pipes that back up the moment rainfall exceeds capacity → Many of those pipes are over 100 years old — built before cars existed, let alone SUVs and modern runoff volumes → Fewer than half of the city's 964 priority catch basins were inspected before recent storms hit → This exact same thing happened in 2023. And 2025. Same expressway. Same subway lines. Same excuses. → The city knows which drains are clogged. They have a data-driven priority list. → They just don't have the trucks to clean them. → So every time it rains hard, the same streets flood, the same trains stop, the same headlines run. → And then nothing changes until the next storm proves it again. The source tweet said it directly: "Six inches of rain shouldn't do this to a major city, but clogged drains and years of deferred maintenance will." That's not a weather forecast. That's a confession. New York spent decades deferring the maintenance bill. May 21, 2026 is what the invoice looks like. Bookmark this. You're watching the biggest infrastructure failure since the last time it rained. I'll keep you updated. Turn on notifications. 🚨

@Jason Travel to Tokyo! Way easier to get anything you want. Luxury retail market is wild there. I’m actually going next week to get a few items.

Never mind about the Rolex… had no idea buying one was like buying a Ferrari, where you have to beg, jump though hoops and then buy products you don’t want to get the one you do want! 😂 thought it would be fun to own, but would much prefer to just order something on a website (like a Tesla!) and be done with it. These retail and reseller channels make things far too time consuming Is there a nice watch I can just… order?

It’s ok to be MAGA

Jeff Bezos: "If we ran Amazon the way New York City runs their school system, the packages would take 6 weeks to arrive, we would charge you a $100 delivery fee and when the package did finally arrive, it would have the wrong item in it anyway."

@DarrigoMelanie Look at your schools budget! If we’re worried about $180, schools are overspending in another category.

Jeff Bezos paid $500M for his super-yacht and $75M for his super-yacht’s mini-yacht — both of which he’s allowed to write-off on his taxes. That alone would cover $180 in classroom supplies for every public school teacher in the U.S.

@TheChiefNerd It makes absolutely no sense!

🚨 ELON: “[OpenAI] is an $800B for-profit company, somehow from a nonprofit … This is a dangerous precedent to set because if it means that someone can take money as a nonprofit, convert that to a for-profit when it's successful, it undermines all charitable giving in America.”

@Tesla @grok did this idiot really have his truck in Wade Mode?

Great video, Pratt!

Regarding the OpenAI case, the judge & jury never actually ruled on the merits of the case, just on a calendar technicality. There is no question to anyone following the case in detail that Altman & Brockman did in fact enrich themselves by stealing a charity. The only question is WHEN they did it! I will be filing an appeal with the Ninth Circuit, because creating a precedent to loot charities is incredibly destructive to charitable giving in America. OpenAI was founded to benefit all of humanity.

I hate calling into United! 90% of the time ill book a second flight when I think my flight is about to get cancelled. Just to avoid the headache and shitty seat reassignment. It annoys the crap out of me when I pay cash to book First class on all my flights, and suddenly flight is cancelled. System automatically rebooks me in some economy seat. I’ve called in and said there is this seat available, I booked first class can you put me in this first class seat. They have told me, I’m sorry it’s not showing available. I tell them, if you can’t, I’ll pay right now and book it on the app. So I book it on the app when talking with the agent, paying a premium price. They won’t give me any refund. I’ve learned they are trash but I live in Houston, fly 50-60 flights a year, and it’s the lesser of two evils if I want nonstop flights.

I’ve actually never crashed out on anyone in customer service. They canceled my flight, made me wait in a line for 30+ minutes, then told me to scan a QR code after waiting. I connected with her, explained my situation very nicely and asked if she could help me rebook. She then didn’t answer for 10 minutes, didn’t ask for further details, and immediately said no flights. With no intention of helping me. If I’m a Karen for wanting a new flight after it being cancelled, and then being confused when I get no help…I’ll wear that name proudly! 🎉

YO @united YOUR AGENT IS TALKIN SHIT ABOUT ME LMAOOO! This is actually the craziest customer service experience I’ve ever had. Fuck Paula 😭😂

@scrothers89 @MissJilianne @elonmusk @Starlink Exactly! In all honesty it’s less than what I would pay ATT for cell service in my vehicle, which was a total rip off.

I love when people who don’t understand a thing complain about it. It’s incredible. I would say it’s like watching a child, but a child has no understanding expectations. $10/mo gives you unlimited transfer at 500kbps up/down. That’s iMessage, WiFi calling, RCS/SMS messaging, and more. For $10. Ten dollars. Ten. What the actual fuck do you want?

Hey @elonmusk and @Starlink, if you can’t provide the service, then don’t sell the hardware. Charging people $10 a month to “hold a spot for service” is just another Elon scam IMO. CANCELLED It’s not the $10, it’s the principle.

@elonmusk @RealAlexJones So impressive

@RoundtableSpace The robot still looks like it has zero dexterity with its hands. I wouldn’t be bragging about having a single use case robot. Get the robot to go outside, dig holes and build a fence. Let’s see it work with hand tools

THIS IS THE LAST TIME A HUMAN WILL EVER WIN AGAINST ROBOTS. FIGURE AI’S ROBOT LOST A 10 HOUR PACKAGE SORTING CHALLENGE BY JUST 192 PACKAGES MAN: 12,924 ROBOT: 12,732