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@BriannaWu @thevanosam Now imagine having sympathy for all those Palestinian children who became orphans because of Israel.

@thevanosam Humans are not built to have no family.

Yesterday was one of the most devastating days of my life. My adoptive family disowned me when I transitioned twenty years ago. This year, I made a fresh effort to reach out and see if there was room for us to mend these wounds. I got word through a family friend that they have no interest whatsoever in ever speaking again. They feel that I made a decision in transitioning, and that is the end of our relationship. I cannot begin to explain how much it hurts to be adopted by family and then thrown away like a piece of garbage, just because I am trans.

@planetclarke I’m a limo driver here. The behavior can literally be divided into different neighborhoods depending on new money/old money it’s wild

A few years ago I became a dog walker to force myself to get exercise and shake the depression off and the way these rich people were treating me not knowing I’m one of their neighbors….? Immediate radicalization. I was like ain’t NO WAYYY you deadass treat people like this?! 😭

@thechosenberg Suburban limo driver to millionaires here. This is accurate, they’re flying off half the week or at least 4 times a month

I am once again reminding you that a “9-5 with a high salary” does not exist

@blackcartrent This is incredibly annoying on urban one lane residential streets where I’m blocking traffic and they need 5 minutes.

This type of stuff is really starting to irk me. this was a 3 mile trip for $8.99. I get there. I wait three or four minutes and then the person named you which who was requested by a person named me messages me this. So of course I just canceled and drive off. It’s just really frustrating. I think it’s really irritating me the more and more that I drive.

@J_Swish24 Limo driver here. The things I have seen.

The Tiger should hire a driver crowd is hilarious. News flash the only reason Eldrick “Tiger” Woods doesn’t want a driver is strictly so he doesn’t get caught doing shady shit. Like banging a Perkins waitress in the parking lot in his Range Rover with 3% tint on the windows at 4am on a Tuesday. You think he wants to get off the golf track after popping 7 Percocets that he keeps in his locker room stall and have a dude hear him on Bluetooth having phone sex at 2pm whispering to one of his 47 side pieces “you just love me cause I’m blasian”. No he doesn’t want that- I don’t care what type of NDA that driver signs. You people simply don’t understand what type of cat you’re dealing with. This is different level of savage. A true cocksman of the game that has his own laundry list of issues. That’s porn. -Swish, The Moral Compass of this app.

@sackchiller LITERALLY

“Tiger, you’re a billionaire. Why don’t you hire yourself a personal driver?”

@yinyang_yo_ Suburban limo driver here. Not only are they not downsizing. So many are snowbirds that have a second property in Florida/Arizona/Tennessee for 6 months and a day while their blue state house sits empty.

"Property taxes will push grandma out her house!" The way the suburban model was supposed to work is that retirees sell their houses to downsize, and younger working professionals buy their house This was supposed to help drive support for the development of smaller houses

@WildSentences The way our bonus structure works, we actually love these 😅

@ChaiLife613 Fuck you and free Palestine 🇵🇸

This the sex Chris wanted Jessica to be doing in Love is Blind #LoveIsBlind

@sarah_cone I’ve been a rideshare driver and now a limo driver. I could rant about how true this is forever.

@connorkapoor Limo driver here who drives exclusively people to and from the airport. BIG YES.

i think 9/10 problems with airline satisfaction could be resolved if they charged for carryons instead of checked bags.

It's not the best choice, New York, but here's the thing: would you rather be governed by a man whose skeletons are out of the closet, or governed by a man who practices lying to gain power, and therefore is always found to contradict himself? Vote Cuomo.

@JayElHarris Limo driver here who does mostly airport. It is already a shit show.

@kenklippenstein I’m a limo driver in the Chicago suburbs. I have driven fund managers in their 70s who still fly every week. It is never enough.

Stop pleading with elderly politicians to retire so they can spend time with their grandkids. Open secret in Washington is that many of their families hate them. They chose power over family a long time ago. The only way they’ll retire is if they’re forced to

@OrwellNGoode It’s not even close.

@ParkerThune Generational talent

Landed in Philly and our Uber driver has a rating of 4.99 stars across 33,500 (!!!) career trips. Generational talent?

@mrgracemugabe Can’t wait to be relegated to Walmart greeter.

the human driver

@darth__mouth YUUUUUUUUP.

I do not know how to put this gently but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible

@stacycay I’m a limo driver to many rich libs, centrists, Reagan Republicans and Trumpers. A lot more see Israel as a parasite than you would imagine.

If you’re gonna get mad at this, you’re gonna lose your mind when you find out what like 95% of Americans think