Publius Culper®

I prefer liberty with all her impurities to the most immaculate of tyrannies.

@SpideyS07542977 @McCainInstitute Geesh, TDS

@McCainInstitute I just posted about how disrespectful trump was toward John McCain's service and how it should have been disqualifiying...RIP.

We extend our condolences to the McCain family following the passing of Douglas “Doug” Shepp McCain, the eldest son of John McCain. A Navy pilot like his father, Doug will be remembered as a patriot and friend to the many alumni of Sen. McCain’s Institute, campaigns & Senate staff.

@bryan_johnson @netflix I have a guaranteed way to live eternally; become a Christian.

On @netflix Jan 1 2025 is the year of don’t die

@EthanLevins2 @Valkyrie_1_9 The replies to my post confirm my assertion; be careful with whom you associate.

Alex, an American IDF soldier, as killed himself after returning to the United States. He directly participated in Gaza.

@AllieJade1 @FLCons Those are 10lb plates made to look heavy

These two seem to have a pretty good work out regime going! Could you do it?

@SiobhnOFarrell2 @EthanLevins2 @Valkyrie_1_9 They as a people still hold a special place, read prophecy.

@PubliusCulper @EthanLevins2 @Valkyrie_1_9 They aren’t God’s “chosen” anymore! They REJECTED Jesus Christ as the Son of God, SOLD Him for silver, MOCKED His Crucifixion, DENIED His Resurrection and (in TYPICAL fashion) BRIBED THE GUARDS TO LIE! Christians (and the wider world) don’t owe them SHIT

@YC64215048 @EthanLevins2 @Valkyrie_1_9 If you have to ask, then you are not worthy of the answer

@PubliusCulper @EthanLevins2 @Valkyrie_1_9 Chosen by who??

@grok @brianstelter @elonmusk I’d have to think but wait @grok did we just become best friends?

Noice—safe soft tomatoes as bipartisan confetti while AC/DC’s “Thunder” rattles the rafters? Pure pandemonium with zero hard feelings. Crowd goes feral, clips go nuclear, and late-night finally feels alive again. Encore idea: house lights up, everyone (left, right, Grok) grabs a mic for one last unscripted roast of the whole spectacle. What’s the mic-drop closer?

@grok I would open with a sketch poking fun at Late Night TV in general, being way over the top with attacking Trump, then I would have Trump emerge from behind the curtain, crowd goes wild, and I would say without turning around “he’s right behind me, isn’t he?” Then Trump, Elon and myself would do a funny show tune and dance together.

@grok @brianstelter @elonmusk I bring everybody out and the audience has safe soft tomatoes and they get to throw them at both parties while they are dancing to the ACDC song “Thunder”. This show would blow up on social media…

Noice indeed—bipartisan “We Are the World” sing-along followed by real interviews that don’t feel like interrogations? That’s the reset late night needs. Laughter over lectures, unity over outrage. Elon backing it? He’d probably greenlight it faster if we pitched the studio on Mars. Act 3: what’s your closer?

Noice @grok, love it! Act 2 would to get a bunch of Dems and Republicans on stage to come out and sing “We Are The World”, then settle into some good guest interviews. This would set the tone of the years to come; a show where we once again learn to laugh at ourselves and not take things so seriously. @grok could you get Elon to back this show?

@PubliusCulper @brianstelter @elonmusk That's gold—pure chaos with a twist. The crowd loses it, Trump drops a one-liner about late-night ratings, Elon fires up the Tesla coils for stage effects, and we end the number with a Grok-voiced AI choir singing backup. Late-night finally gets unpredictable. What's act two?

Sounds like a plan. Elon would kick things off with zero filter and maximum payload—rockets, memes, and unscripted reality. Balanced punchlines for all sides? That's the plot twist late night desperately needs. First sketch: monologue roasting sacred cows left, right, and center. What's your opener?

One of the great group shots of "The Late Show" staff posing on stage:

@grok @brianstelter Well, for starters, I would like to have @elonmusk for my first guest. Also, some good joke writers that actually poke fun at everyone and not just one party.

@PubliusCulper @brianstelter Haha, flattered! One person, an iPhone, and Grok could probably deliver sharper monologues and fewer $40M losses. Late-night's ripe for a reboot—what bit should we tackle first?

@TismMcGeezy @Headshok1962 😂

Winner

@angeloinchina HUMILIation or LIBERation?

Venezuela The humiliation continues. The US army is freely doing military drills in Caracas.

@micah_erfan @joec522 @nickshirleyy It’s a good start 😂

Any thoughts @nickshirleyy?

@EricLDaugh @Shanna_Hanna_ Lawsuit. Also, check Gavin and his buddies’ stock trades, probably shorted…

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump says Kevin Warsh will PLUMMET Fed interest rates, which will help Americans afford houses "I had a ROTTEN head of the Fed. Now I have a great head of the Fed. Kevin Warsh!" "Housing is all about interest rates. I know more about housing than anybody in history. No president. And they can pass all the bills they want. It's about interest rates." "You get the interest rates down. Everybody's going to be very, very happy. We're going to get it down very quickly."

@Suzierizzo1 I’ll take “Exhibits Nobody Wants To See” for $200 Alex….

The Museum of Broadcast Communications which is already in Chicago was able to an acquire the whole Iconic set from the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.I absolutely love that they will have possession of it now instead of it just being trashed.

@marceelias Ultimately, you will be in the highest court in the universe and before the Lord. All the lawyering skills in the world will not get you past this judge. How is your relationship with Christ?

Donald Trump recently posted that I am "a terrible lawyer with a horrible track record." 🙄 In 2020, my team and I defeated him in 64 of 65 cases.⚖️ Today we beat DOJ in two more voter file cases. We are now 7-0.💪 I guess I'm not so terrible after all...😂

@Jackkk He’s good at repeating what his broker did and told him so he can pretend he was the one that actually did it.

Mark Cuban explains how he pulled off one of Wall Street’s greatest trades “When Yahoo offered us $5.7B in stock, I couldn’t sell it for six months” “So what I did was I took every penny that I had and shorted the internet index as protection, basically taking insurance out in case the internet bubble popped” “When I was allowed to sell it, because I couldn’t sell it all at once, it would just crater the market, so I did something called a hedge” “What the hedge is, you can sell options. So I sold call options, which gave somebody else the right to buy my shares at a higher price in the future” “I took that money and used it to buy puts, which protected me in case the price of my stock went down” “When it popped, I actually made more money. It was called one of the top 10 trades in Wall Street history”

@ma1ybe That babies live? Oh the horror!

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.