Anthony Ausgang

@johntottenham I told the waitress who greeted my wife and me with a hearty “Hi Guys!” that my wife is a woman, not a guy.

Guys: so cloying and pandering this nauseatingly ubiquitous form of address with its insidiously reassuring ring of homogenizing inclusivity.

A fan told he saw me streaming.

Karma is a martial art.

@CommerceImplied Wow, that is beautiful, nice piece

Thank you Dax for creating this magnificent piece, if you're going to pause, way to go out with a bang ! Smooth & graceful, she got dat riddim' ! Many thanks for this drop, i'm thrilled to have one ! 🙏 #Street #Dancing

@antonnewcombe Help is on the way, I plucked my eyes and shaved my brow, I figure out the he and she, Help is on the way…

Help 🇲🇦 & 🇱🇾 please 🙏

I stole from a homeless today. There was a cocktail shaker in with their cans so when they was searching in a dumpster, I took it.

A collector walked into my studio and said, “Is this where the magic happens?” I told her no, it’s where I put the rabbits INTO the hat…

@danger_zone No, but being ancient has its pluses… I found that out…

hello, i am ancient??? #MyTwitterAnniversary

@johntottenham You are insufferable.

I have suffered for art: my own and other people’s. Mostly other people’s.

@antonnewcombe I told some guy that if he turned his baseball cap around it would shield his eyes from the sun… he looked at me like I was insane…

Remember when trees where wider than the brim of your hat?

@danger_zone That man will never cheat on his wife…

a flight attendant just now tried to get the attention of a man she had just helped, who was standing right next to her, by saying “honey, i’m gonna need your help closing this bin. honey? sweetheart?!” and he was utterly oblivious that was addressing him until she said “sir!”

I guess I’m famous since some a**hole bought AnthonyAusgang.com and is trying to sell it to me…

@RaymondPettibon I make a finger gun and say “Yeah!”

What's your signature finishing move in real life?

@antonnewcombe Elenco is a great label

I brought records home from #Brazil ❤️🇧🇷🎶💥

@antonnewcombe Oh yes!

Finally Got my Leslie fixed and hooked up

@johntottenham The empty coffin of failure

The empty consolation of posthumous glory.

@johntottenham Only if you have an ‘art attack…

Is there life after art?

@antonnewcombe @Fender Bitchen guitar

Trying out my new jazzmaster custom that @Fender / David Mulqueen so kindly have to me. I’m about to swap to a heavy set of strings (tnt) and raise the action, but it’s a lovely work of art. I can’t wait to write some songs with it. Fantastic sounds. Thank you all so much.

I saw a couple homeless panning for crack in the LA River and I thought, let’s call them the ‘99ers (like the ‘49ers of old) since they get their provisions at the 99¢ store

@johntottenham Move on, nothing to delete here…

In love as in art, deletion takes time.