Secret Asian Man

@douglasisadope @ThaDrkness God that movie is such a dumpster fire.

alright @ThaDrkness… taking your advice and drinking some calories while watching “jason goes to hell.”

@Dashytwo It's not too late to delete this

There's 8 billion people in the world, if he gave everyone a billion dollars he would still have 343 billion left

@TomEmer00317948 @TRHLofficial Nobody in history has ever been named Thomas Timothy. You're a fraud.

@TRHLofficial Tes so what? My first name is Thomas and middle name is Timothy. LOL you act like you got some smoking gun on me. You sound like your buddy delusional Candace Owens.

I am shaking with absolute rage.

@libsoftiktok I assure you the Democrats will not repay this kindness

Six South Carolina Senate Republicans just joined Democrats to BLOCK the finalizing of a new congressional map before early voting begins. 31 votes were needed to pass. Here are the Republicans who sided with Democrats: -Sean Bennett -Chip Campsen -Tom Davis -Greg Hembree -Shane Massey -Rex Rice

@waze Way ahead of you

@Qrow3W Hey there, we thank you for the suggestion to add Adam Jensen as a Waze sidekick. We love hearing new ideas and encourage you to add them to the Waze suggestion box: tinyurl.com/4bm8e4nk. Check out this article: tinyurl.com/yhst5e8w about special voices. -Haru

Can this please be a thing? @EliasToufexis @waze #Adamjensen #deusex waze.uservoice.com/forums/59223-w…

Let's go @ginacarano! #caranovsrousey

Ok. Vulnerable post but here we are. I just weighed in at 141.4 lbs. Since Sept 2024 to today, May 15, 2026, I have lost 100lbs. It hurts to say that and share but I am going to share it because I worked so damn hard every week for over a year and a half to shed this weight. It did not happen overnight. If it wasn’t for having this incredibly challenging goal in fighting @rondarousey I most definitely wouldn’t have reached this. I was pre-diabetic, had trouble simply walking in September 2024 and have been on the path to recovery to turn myself back into an athlete since then. It was hard, SO damn hard.. there was so much to learn, too much to unpack here, ups, downs, plateaus, things I learned late I wish I learned earlier, trial by error but I did it. Thank you to Ronda, who waited patiently while I lost this weight and giving me something to aim for. There is still so much I need to learn and want to do in the health space and to continue transforming my body, but for today, I thank God, my husband and my family for sticking with and encouraging me the whole way. I pray this encourages you wherever you are in your health journey. Believe there is hope. Never give up. Ok.. enough emo, I’ve got a fight tomorrow. We’ve worked so hard to get here. Tune in!! @netflixsports @netflix @MostVpromotions

@EverbyteStudio 2 things: 1) we need to see what Ash and Violet actually look like. When will we see more than just Ash's hands? 2) so far only flirting opportunities I saw were with dudes. Can we get some more variety?

#Moonvale Episode 3 Community Feedback Time! Share what you loved the most!💭

@Cyrvex_ @LostLeanore That baby is piloting his mom like a meat mecha

What's the wildest, most ridiculous, thing you have seen someone post on here? Bonus points for screenshots 😂

@grow_up_america @SomeBitchIIKnow Apparently the ones with Kisses are called "peanut butter blossoms"

@grow_up_america @SomeBitchIIKnow I always thought of thumbprint cookies as the peanut butter cookies with a Hershey's Kiss in the middle but that's me

Niche item review: I love jam cookies. They are my favorite cookie of all time. I impulse bought some jam cookies at Ikea. They are okay, but there are better ones out there. 6/10. Thanks!

@grow_up_america @SomeBitchIIKnow I went and looked it up since I'm always finding out I've been wrong my whole life and indeed it can have jam, chocolate, etc But none of the recipes I found were with Kisses.

@Qrow3W @SomeBitchIIKnow Maybe it's any cookie you indent with a thumb or spoon and fill. I know I've purchased "Raspberry Thumbprint" cookies before from bakeries.

@WizardbeardSmo @SomeBitchIIKnow I would say there is a chance they have them at World Market

@SomeBitchIIKnow A lifelong favorite of mine, but I don't believe they sell them in the States

@SomeBitchIIKnow Do you know the difference between jelly and jam?

Also accepting jam cookie suggestions at this time. 😏

@LostLeanore We already taught the clankers how to drive, so there's no need for those challenges. Not sure what this challenge is training them for

This is no more difficult than the "Select the images with a crosswalk in them" captcha challenges... Why is he pretending otherwise?

Over $88M pledged at the time of this post

I asked "would this make a convincing decoy for the carpool lane"

I asked the AI-generated "podcast hosts" if this was drawn by "Jaminar Dixon" and was quite tickled when they addressed it with correct pronunciation

@EverbyteStudio So good to see Jessy again

#Moonvale Episode 3 is live! We can’t wait to see you back in Redlog Pines! 🔪❤️🔍 🔥 You don't see the update yet? Please understand that there may be delays in publication depending on the platform and country. 🔥