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perhaps my favorite New Yorker reject of the year so far

i like when i don’t make sense to anyone #stayconfused

I hate meeting people who were raised by cool parents. ohhh you grew up listening to your dad’s record collection. fuck you. I had to invent Lou Reed from first principles

what is the point of life if you can’t accept that we’re all human and we all make mistakes and that the connections you had were meaningful regardless of the circumstances that led to their dissolutions ❤️

no more crushes #NoThankYou #ImGood #ImSick #KillMe #EndMe #ImGonnaThrowUp #ThisIsNotFun #ICantKeepDoingThis

this is a graph of me on a night out by # of drinks consumed

doing a line of what could’ve been

If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole

you're more than just a friend to me, you're a test of my belief in people at large. no pressure though.

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

a sopping wet angel

一目惚れして購入

Is rack city walkable

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

they call me the avoider for reasons i don't really want to talk about

i be profen