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@PatrickChristys
I think I'm watching GB News too much.
I had a dream you broke up with Emily and were crying because she had turned your son into a Fulham supporter.
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@Neccccy Of course being as unpopular as he is it would be kind to put him out of his misery
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@Neccccy Wouldn't want the shark to get food poisoning,so yes.
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@MichelleDewbs
What is Matt Stadlen talking about. Rules and laws change all the time and people adapt.
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@phughes76340646 Total respect for saying what the majority of us can see what is happening to our country.
Politicians think we are too thick to realise.
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I'm saving paddington every single time !!
Who are you saving ? 👇👇
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I was invited out to a fancy dinner last night and told I wasn't allowed to turn up wearing my usual bikini, so I made an extra effort.
The dinner was disappointing though, they didn't even serve chips !
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@NotFarLeftAtAll 👏👏👏👏👏👏
Is Larry the cat inside having a party and eating cake ?
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Guaranteed …
Keir Starmer will resign on Monday
If you're happy and you know it
and you really want to show it
clap your hands 👏 👏👏👏
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@AVGirl4Life I'm not offended by anything.
I only get upset if the vulnerable in our societies are targeted.
Don't think they are in that category yet.
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@Matt_Pinner Cillian Murphy or Chris Hemsworth would be my shortlist
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@lady_valor_07 Ok have you got any washing before you go
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@NotFarLeftAtAll Sorry have to go before I wet myself laughing
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Zack Polanski knocks on your door and asks if you’re voting for the Greens. What do you say?
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@honeymoon250 People that have no manners and don't know how to queue
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