TheRealJackaroo

He yells at me when I just cleaned his entire litterbox and his entire bathroom, unacceptable

@TheRealShelfy So radical dude

I am the Knight!!! Thank you so much to everyone who said hi and took pictures at PAX so far! ^w^ #PAXEast2024 #hollowknight #cosplay

@TheRealShelfy Bro Cartoon Heroes is a humongous throwback

Aqua concert on Wednesday niiiight!!! 🥰 🎶 I hope they play Cartoon Heroes! That was 6 year old me's favorite song 😎

@UDOTcottonwoods @SolitudeMTN @UPDSL @UtahDOT @UDOTTRAFFIC @BrightonResort @BrightonUT

⚠️ #CrashAlert ⚠️ #SR190: Disabled vehicle in downhill lane 📍: @SolitudeMTN Entry 2 (MP15). @UPDSL is alternating traffic, @UtahDOT plows are in canyon. EXPECT: ‼️Travel delays/stopped traffic possible while vehicle is being cleared. @UDOTTRAFFIC @BrightonResort @BrightonUT

@TheRealShelfy Absol and Pika with drip included. Rare find for sure

It's cold AF out here but it is worth it so far! Both random encounters too!

@TheRealShelfy This movie was so good!

My subconscious wins, I'm down bad for this man and just when I thought that none of my husbandos were hitting right anymore

@premierleague Disgraceful refereeing. The PL should be embarrassed by this match

What. A. Game! Spurs secure their first #PL win over Liverpool since 2017 to go second 🔥 #TOTLIV

Horrible refereeing this morning. Bunch of balled cunts #MyPLMorning

@TheRealShelfy Hope you find what you’re looking for

He's a boomer

@TheRealShelfy The children will choose money. They YEARN for capitalism

Love is the correct answer, but I could also decide to be morally bankrupt and go money

Igor has completed medical tests as new Brighton player. ✅🔵 #BHAFC

@TheRealShelfy HUGE DAY

I got Webkinz today 😎

Rodrick has been making crude MS Paint illustrations of bluey the dog getting pregnant, uploading them to the internet under my name. My career, reputation, and life have been completely fucking destroyed.

@UDOTcottonwoods @UDOTavy @UDOTRegionTwo @UtahDOT @AltaCentral @AltaAlerts @alta_of @SnowbirdAlerts @UPDSL @RideUTA @sandycityutah @CHCity @WasatchBCAlli @UACwasatch Is Crest gtg?

🚧 #RoadClosureUpdate 🚧 Due to conditions, #SR210 will not open today (4/3) and will remain closed overnight. No ETO for tomorrow (4/4) - will update when known. @UDOTavy @UDOTRegionTwo @UtahDOT @AltaCentral @AltaAlerts @alta_of @SnowbirdAlerts @UPDSL @RideUTA

@dunkindonuts Day 1: Come back to Utah. I miss you.

@TheRealShelfy Iconic. There is no other solution

Me 3DS battery has gone to hell and my left contact is nowhere to be found Whatever I'm gonna go play some Pokémon Go

Went fishing with @RealJack_a_roo and we caught a black drum! (Technically he caught it, I just held it 😅)

Risking my life on Rainforest Cafe seafood. Pray for me.

The individual who interrupted our Game of the Year moment has been arrested.