Mike Matheny
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Mike Matheny
@RealMikeMatheny
Fathomably unemployed. #Thanks for the vacation @Royals (Obviously a parody. But, have to ruin the joke because twitter employees don't understand satire.)
Send help I have no clue Katılım Eylül 2017
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Thank you to whoever on the @X support staff understands satire and restored this account.
Now I can go back to tweeting horrible takes and making incredibly bad financial investment decisions from the comfort of my permanent vacation
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@Vanillawitha9 @stltoday Do you eat paint chips for breakfast?
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@stltoday It's as if elections have consequences🤦 who knew🤷
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Students at Riverview Gardens High School will not return to campus until Monday as school district officials and police continue to investigate an outbreak of fights. buff.ly/3PhWHmr
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@JamesSurowiecki @tangotiger @ToddyMalone @onlyTrueJason Lots of electronic calculators do for exactly this reason. But the convention is also generally to write 25-5^2 instead of -5^2+25 exactly to prevent this confusion
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@tangotiger @ToddyMalone @onlyTrueJason Seems like we should have a symbol other than a minus sign to signal a negative number.
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@tangotiger @msexcel This is exactly why some electronic calculators have separate functions to indicate a negative number vs subtraction.
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@tangotiger @msexcel I think you just proved this is just a bad question because syntax is different in different electronic calculator applications. The real question is are you trying to evaluate: the negative of five squared plus twenty-five, or negative five squared plus twenty-five. 1/2
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This equation correctly evaluates to -25.
Take out the "0" part of the equation, and @msexcel evaluates this INCORRECTLY as +25.

Toddy Malone@ToddyMalone
@onlyTrueJason @tangotiger -5^2 should be -25 python gives us the correct response excel does not (Maybe I shouldn't have accused "programming languages" as being ambiguous, but software and computer apps definitely are inconsistent with this stuff)
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@DSzymborski @KenGrantNFL Interesting, wasn't that bad for me but then again I had it on a windows storage spaces drive which consists of 4 drives. Initial seek is bad but the throughput is pretty solid. At least it was until the most recent update stopped me from loading any save or starting a new game
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@KenGrantNFL It was a nightmare! I'm usually pretty patient about these things, but I was getting a 15 second lag opening INVENTORY screen.
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@pospisal @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases. But that's basically the same
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@nut_history Albert Pujols was Ben Zobrist before being Ben Zobrist was cool. Albert Pujols played years, YEARS with a torn UCL. Pujols ended careers regularly. But really they’re pretty much a push. It’s also weird how similar their careers are/were
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@11Olv77 @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases.
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@notimpresed @nut_history Pujols with 1.5x Miggy's war more of every counting stat including stolen bases.
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@17776ers @tangotiger So you read it at five squared negative plus twenty-five? And not negative five, squared plus 25?
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@tangotiger if it were (-5)^2+25, it’d be 50, but -5^2 means -(5^2), so 0
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@iJordanMoore @ThomasR84289647 Only by the skin of their teeth, due to a very specific choice of time period, & won't be true next year.
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@ThomasR84289647 yeah the same one that has the most world series titles in the last two decades. Yeah that one.
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When the latest @Windows "quality" update bricks your install and you have to roll it back.
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@Bknuckle7 @waltons_wurner @QuinnSTLCards Never said you can't appreciate the dude. I just never understand the hype and always thought he was a bit overrated. But that perception is probably skewed by his poor defense his last couple years in STL which is when I remember watching him as a kid in the late 90s.
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#5 on the Cardinals. 2028 is a formality, just do it now imo
Dylan@PowellAnalytics
What’s a jersey number that you believe deserves to be retired but isn’t?
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@tonytls4454 @Ben_Fred Good thing they have at least 40 mil a year to spend
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@RealMikeMatheny @Ben_Fred U wont get a no.1 starter for carlson! Gorman u would!!!!! Our weakness is top line pitching!!!! U must give to get!!!!
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Are you good with Tommy Edman as #STLCards starting CF in 2024?
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