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@indiana_james80 @OutDr3am @wholemars Yeah, I have the Tesla Charger and it shows in the App. But I’ve never had the truck back into the driveway.

@OutDr3am @RealShawn @wholemars Do you have the Tesla home fast charger? Ours was installed last year but wifi won’t reach it, so it’s not showing on my app unless one of our cars is plugged in. Reason I ask this is, I wonder if it would back into the driveway if the charger was linked to my app.

What’s your most wanted Tesla feature request for the next software update?

@DirtyTesLa Mad max just tried to burn past a cop on the side of the road at speeds never seen before…. I don’t trust this. 🙈

If I had concrete proof FSD would slow/move away from cops checking speed I'd never turn off madmax. just sayin

@IfindRetards Lifetime achievement.

Congratulations to Stephen Colbert

@mikepat711 How people equal a .com address to actual intelligence is retarded.

Raining and flooding and FSD is cooking while I just sit here calm as ever feeling like I should be allowed to nap. The world is gonna get whiplash pretty soon. We’re in such a weird period of time. Imagine thinking AI is a bubble lmao

@mikepat711 When are you getting one? 🔥

Big pic energy

@mikepat711 Yeah I try. My brain keeps scores and it wins every time.

@RealShawn I still love their old stuff. Idc

@mikepat711 Greenday lost me with politics. Once the illusion is broken, it’s difficult to enjoy. Robert Di Nero is the exception. He may be crazy now, but damn that guy was so good.

@mikepat711 Everytime I’ve second guessed FSD, I’ve almost hit a person in my blind spot.

In terms of keeping me safe, FSD V14.3.3 is better than any human I’ve ever driven with ever. So insane. Zero doubt about it. Every issue I’ve found has nothing to do with safety. Tesla casually solving for one of the leading causes of preventable death

@mikepat711 @EricSpracklen I fucking hated high school. My inner self was doing back flips when I finally was free. I get the emotion.

@EricSpracklen It’s a high school kid being hype. Did you not go to high school? The fuck

This isn’t even a college graduation… It’s high school. Literally a bare minimum achievement.

@mikepat711 A lot of the data seems like noise. I also find it hard to believe there are not aliens at all.

The reason I don’t have much interest in all of the UFO/alien conspiracy stuff is because logic tells me that if some alien species has the intelligence to travel to earth, fly around it, and land on it, there’s almost 0 chance that I’m going to have to have the United Stated government tell me about it.

@Deandawiz I’ve already purchased my launch day nachos supply.

Happy Successful and Progressive Flight 12 day for those who celebrate!!

@ScottPresler So happy for your victory tonight. You have worked so hard for this.

Driving. Can’t sleep. Heading to DC. Filming for national television. Then, immediately heading to Texas. See you tonight, Katy, TX. Working for you every second of every day.

@cybrtrkguy I would be in prison if I bought the cyber beast.

I haven’t floored my Cybertruck in a bit Holy bejezus… Idk how tf you all drive the Performance models because my eyes are still watering

@DevinOlsenn Camping with a giant battery is like god mode.

Oh, the places you'll go (with a Tesla) Another camping trip in the books - and the Model 3 handled it flawlessly. It's amazing how much storage there is in this car. we are able to pack our entire camping setup, including portable charger and also a load of firewood, all with room to spare. The drive was also stress free due to the fact that FSD did the whole thing for us while we got to talk and take in the scenery. ~400km cost us under $5 - which is so much cheaper than any gas car I have ever owned.

@LhommeDesole I have a decent offset on my winters. I like the look.

Taking the spacers back off today to see if I can improve my highway efficiency ahead of my big roadtrip coming up 1st of June.

@congressdj Nah. I’m in Canada. Telus.

@RealShawn Verizon?

Serious question. Why does this happen? FSD updates download over Starlink in minutes. Over my car’s LTE connection in 30m. But when I’m home on my network, connected with 6G (I have the new MYP) a few feet from my Nighthawk router, HOURS. Can’t figure it out. Reset didn’t fix.

@mikepat711 I don’t care too much. Hollywood deserves the abuse. It’s funny to watch.

The crash-out about this Christopher Nolan movie that doesn’t even exist yet feels like some new form of woke ngl. Similarly insufferable.

@govt_corrupt I’m feeling fine. I might have it.