@Starlink The reason you would go to the moon is so that your wife can't contact you, this just fucks it.
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REALSchwab
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REALSchwab
@Realschwab69
Dad of 2 fat kids 1 Oxy addicted wife. I do not pay taxes, IRS come get me i have a gun and nothing to loose.
Austin, TX Katılım Mart 2013
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Watching the market go up right after you sold everything thinking that he wasn’t going to TACO again
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@unusual_whales Last time I got pulled over after a night at buc ee's the cop asked me to blow 3 times aswell for some reason. Not sure what his problem was.
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Trump: "I'm the only president that ever took a cognitive test. I took it 3 times. It's actually a very hard test for a lot of people."
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@nocapmedia Me picking up my wife from the all you can eat buffet😅
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I want to build a really beautiful house in a poor neighbourhood but not a classy kind of beautiful, no I want the the geecked out cracker who just took a faustian bargain version of beautiful, and then just kill brokies as they try to break in, like a moth to a lamp
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@amor_fatti I can only cum if i really hate the person i´m fucking. I want a greased gun in my palm, the hammer alomst cocked about to slip with the barrel in they/them mouth as i yelling "I am getting cloosseee"
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@StephenEspinoza Get politics out of my #SuperBowl The propaganda I am involuntary witness to every day from these protesters is making the plaque creep closer to my heart #bad
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Earlier part of the Kendrick Lamar performance before the guy with the "Gaza Sudan" flag was tackled. #SuperBowlLIX
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I would remove paying customers from equipment so that the jew in question does not have to wait Inshalla
Charging…@RedPillSayian
😭😭 “Would you let a j*w work out in your gym without paying if he said the membership was promised to him 4000 years ago”
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Very true and concerning
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Fox 11 LA newscaster was asked by random man why the fires started and his answer is sending me 😭😭😭
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Our trade routes are being attacked our gold is being seized and most people just stand and watch, I prefer to sit and edge as the jungle creeps ever closer
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How I imagine every MAGA boomer posting on Facebook right now.
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Yes she does! Why does this suprise anyone, all y'all been living under a boulder the last 30 years? Let me quess, what going on in Gaza is crazy aswell??
TaraBull@TaraBull
Does Hawk Tuah deserve a documentary?
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A group of ducks in Portugal witnessed the meteor.
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Me when my neighbour who works for the IRS tells me my wife can´t be labeled an "depreciating asset", and that I can therefore not use it as a tax write off >:(
Mr Muda 𒉭@MrMuda87
Daniel Larson is absolutely pissed in this one dood
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