Resident Evil Merchant

So proud of matt, didn’t know if he could close the deal after the conversation I had with his wife. She kept asking, “You’re friends with Matt? He knows you?” All of @getplayedpod in one place.

Hospitals are so picky about what you’re allowed to eat in the waiting room. It’s a lamb, everyone eats lamb

@velocircasstor @APalmeroy @cataxista Wish Wiger would try some

@HighGloveSide25 @DaveJonesActor stings

@DaveJonesActor @ResidentMerch

Hey game devs, if you’re recasting a role, tell the performer. *Don’t* let them find out for themselves via the announcement/gameplay. Far too common and *beyond* disrespectful.

@asukasimp69 I’m gender neutral

@ResidentMerch RE Merchant, what are your pronouns? I'd like to compliment you correctly!

Gave him spare lasagna last week and his only reply was “why is this wrapped in a beach towel”

Sure, Nick will eat an apple from the farmers market, but throws away any food I give him

Got the emergency broadcast tone stuck in my head again.

@DrewRWx Right now I’m trading for lunch meat. One shotgun equals four pounds of loose beef

@ResidentMerch Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much for the shotgun?

Finally got my phone back from that bird

@timdeclerck @shaun_vids Who is this

@shaun_vids @ResidentMerch she’s entirely made of Mold, dude.

turns out I can’t fit into Nick’s clothes

So proud of being a part of this podcast. These three did not know what they were doing before I started showing up. Side note, does anyone know what liquid I use to clean a toothbrush that fell into a public toilet

@BrandonJRuss Ive had my foot stuck in a drainage gate for the last week

if you see two chickens you call them chickens. but if you put two chickens on a sandwich you don’t call it a chickens sandwich? is this because in death we are all one

@brewpounder @Rythayze I don’t remember this but it explains the cats in my house

@Rythayze @ResidentMerch maybe you can seduce that Matt guy with some of this merchandise?

What’re ya buying ?

How does a fly know where the food is? I want that power

@timdeclerck I’m not allowed back after memorial day

@ResidentMerch Pool

how am I supposed to do laundry when i only own one outfit and the laundromat gets angry when I’m nude

@wichmann_cody I like dort

My texts to Nick show up green

@Chizzo4Rizzo Where can I rent this car

me: can I have that lady with the dog that just pooped: what me: we both know what I’m talking about