Resident Evil Merchant

45 posts

Resident Evil Merchant

Resident Evil Merchant

@ResidentMerch

guest host of @getplayedpod

Katılım Mayıs 2024
22 Takip Edilen1.2K Takipçiler
Resident Evil Merchant
Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
So proud of matt, didn’t know if he could close the deal after the conversation I had with his wife. She kept asking, “You’re friends with Matt? He knows you?” All of @getplayedpod in one place.
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
Hospitals are so picky about what you’re allowed to eat in the waiting room. It’s a lamb, everyone eats lamb
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Dave Jones - Part-Time Bear
Dave Jones - Part-Time Bear@DaveJonesActor·
Hey game devs, if you’re recasting a role, tell the performer. *Don’t* let them find out for themselves via the announcement/gameplay. Far too common and *beyond* disrespectful.
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lyra
lyra@asukasimp69·
@ResidentMerch RE Merchant, what are your pronouns? I'd like to compliment you correctly!
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
Gave him spare lasagna last week and his only reply was “why is this wrapped in a beach towel”
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
Got the emergency broadcast tone stuck in my head again.
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
@DrewRWx Right now I’m trading for lunch meat. One shotgun equals four pounds of loose beef
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
if you see two chickens you call them chickens. but if you put two chickens on a sandwich you don’t call it a chickens sandwich? is this because in death we are all one
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
How does a fly know where the food is? I want that power
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
how am I supposed to do laundry when i only own one outfit and the laundromat gets angry when I’m nude
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Resident Evil Merchant@ResidentMerch·
me: can I have that lady with the dog that just pooped: what me: we both know what I’m talking about
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