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@Gorilla9c @sharkincrisis Oh shit

It’s time for gorillas to Dominate the sea 🌊 🦍

@Jacob_Naviaux @GenZMultifamily In other words you only fuck people you don’t know. If you really thought you were ethical you’d do it to everyone. Typical fake Christian.

Tough to know what truly led to that aggressive of a response without knowing the full scoop, but majority of the agents we do this with on resi side, don’t care. They’re just happy the deal closes. Some get pissed, but that doesn’t bother us. Impossible to keep everyone happy in this business. That being said, we will not do this with people we have preexisting relationships with bc we are sacrificing self-interest (i.e. maximizing our profit potential) for what benefits both parties in the relationship the most.

Fixer upper gets listed for $250k. I offer $180k with 3% commission — I’m a licensed agent and my company is the buyer. Plan is to wholesale it for $190k. Needs $75k in work and will be worth $320k after repairs. Listing agent says too low. 4 weeks later our CRM notifies me the list price dropped to $225k. I follow up. Agent still says $180k is too low. Another month goes by. CRM notifies me again — price drops to $210k. I follow up. Agent says they think it’ll work. I draft the offer, send it over, and it gets accepted. We price the deal at $190k and sell it — signed contract and EMD in hand. While we’re still in DD, I tell the agent my buyer needs a $20k price reduction to move forward, but they’re ready to wire EM and waive the rest of DD. Seller meets us halfway. Price drops to $170k. We make $25k. That’s the exact play we run wholesaling MLS properties.

@urbanponds101 Braggart

I have a squad of well fed Toads living under my Patio furniture

@EliMcCann 1. Burn the rest

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.

@lexisoupertramp Cannons

i’ve had a lot of requests to post the dress in question but honestly it’s not even that bad!

@SonsofJohnnieLe The one where they start winning games in

Which #sfgiants pinstripe uni do you prefer?

The real reason he spent $44 billion to buy Twitter? To try to prevent you,... from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

@AMCGremlinX @facetedcarapace Better than modern and will last forever

@facetedcarapace One of my favorite camera lenses, a Pentax 55mm f2 Takumar, was made at the latest in 1974. I have a bunch of lenses made from before 1985.

My violin is more than 100 years old and my guitar amplifier was made the same year as the moon landing. Part of what is cool about being a musician is using old and storied equipment imbued with history.

@mikebtrippin These geeks play video games and hate people. They hate people having fun at stadiums

All of this money and none of these corporations would help fund stadiums for the A’s or the Raiders to keep them here smh

@TheTweetOfGod Spent the rest on Ten High

@WWaltuhh Can we get another 12k too?

Count your fucking days tangerine man.

@rpondiscio Get better qualified people in the profession

I’m in favor of raising teacher pay. But I’m unclear how this will “fix” education: is it that teachers are not working hard but will for a raise? Or that higher salaries will lure capable people from law, medicine, tech, etc.?

@MikeBales John

Trying really hard to come up with a name for my cactus 😏😜

@Roger1stCFalls @nut_history Even Jesus couldn’t get Ricky out

@nut_history Jesus

Alright. Rickey Henderson is at third base. One out. Tie game. Bottom of the 9th. You’re the fielding team. DEEP fly ball to right field. Who do you want as your right fielder?

@nut_history Doesn’t matter. Ricky gonna score

@blaireerskine Yes, but that’s not relevant right now

am I crazy

not to be all woo woo or whatever…. but is my dead dad behind me in this selfie?

@PulpCovers Thanks Ted

This was a combination of Hollywood being full of beautiful trained dancers/showgirls, and studios knowing that people liked to watch pretty girls dance in exotic, skimpy costumes. Many of these things are no longer true. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

@mooseincrisis Cleanup on aisle 5

you see me shopping—what you doing?

@tuuu28283 Yep

アメリカの兄弟達 日本人なんであんまりわかってないんだけど 英語のyesとyupは意味ってほとんど一緒？？

@mooseincrisis When the residuals dried up, he couldn’t deal

rocky what the fuck