Rob Burnett

It would be hilarious if this guy ever became president.

@Hobbysdeli Lookin’ svelte!

WE ARE OPEN!!!!!!!….. …ing soon!!!! (April fools!) Watch our social media carefully for all of our reopening information!

@taylorhawkins was the coolest. Every single second that guy was cool. What a sad, sad day.

@michaelianblack I thought of a way to reject your bit on Letterman this morning.

Thought of a pretty good bit to do on Letterman this morning.

There should be a required label on every product that tells you how long it is going to take you to try to open it. Yes, I’m officially an old guy.

The parking on I95 in Virginia is great! We have had a free spot for 8 hours now and counting!

@AnnSiebert6 We are I95 Northbound just shy of Exit 148 and have not moved for several hours.

If anyone sees this from #I95 and #I95virginia tonight, please update the highway situation. Im very very worried about the stranded passengers. Will troopers be checking on the people? My husband has been gridlocked for 8 1/2 hours and he has diabetes. Thank you!

@aliciaspencee I am now. 2016 me was just “ok”

@Robburnett1 Hope you're good 💖 bestie!!!

@Robburnett1 I'm really sorry about this, it was much better than OK, infact it was brilliant and is one of mg favourite movies. My 2016 self didn't know any better

So many guests. None I looked forward to more than Norm.

Jessie’s girlfriend to Jessie: “Your friend is creeping me out.”

Fun time with Michelle Simone Miller talking about…ME! Everyone’s favorite subject! Right? (Just say “right.”)

@colliderfrosty @ArcLightCinemas Our first screening of The Fundamentals of Caring took place at the Arc. Great place. Will never forget it.

If you live in Los Angeles and love movies you have been to @ArcLightCinemas. Hard to quantify what this chain means to movies in Los Angeles. It's also where studios screen tons of films and where many indie movies do premieres. The chain also makes tons of $ for the studios.

The Sundance Canada Goose jacket remains my favorite garment!

@Nerdzilla76 @billscheft It does!

@Robburnett1 @billscheft Doesn't this tiktok page have an late show skit feel to it?

@sarfrazmanzoor Ditto.

@Robburnett1 thanks for following, I won’t blame you if you don’t stick around for long..

How bout instead the robots have to prove they’re not us?

Is there a chance @realDonaldTrump is just doing a bit?

At least there is *something* good about 2020: @cooperraiff2 ‘s debut “Shithouse.” Don’t let the name scare you away from this beautiful and touching film by a great writer-director-actor. And at only 23!

Q: What do you call a rhinoceros who calls himself a rhinoceros but who doesn’t act like a rhinoceros? A: A RINO.

Now that the recount in Georgia is over the right thing to do is to recount the votes in Georgia.