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@TouchuppaintO @Tanni_GT Incorrect, that’s not how the equalities act works.

@Tanni_GT You missed your 19.15 train to which there would have been someone waiting for you on the platform at London. You have responsibility for this too

At 22.17 (train got in at 22.02) I decided to crawl off. Had to move all my stuff onto the platform. Member of cleaning staff offered to help. They’re not insured.

@Mehphistoh @realMattToomer @Tanni_GT Who is this “they” you talk about? People requesting assistance should be able to rock up, go to passenger assistance and request the help required. That is not complicated at all.

@realMattToomer @Tanni_GT Well hang on. Okay so they need to have assistance available at all times, cool. How are they meant to know when that assistance will be required? Are they psychic? Is there a button to press on the train? Honest questions, would like to understand the answers

@JaneyGodley @Beatson_Charity Sending our love to you Janey. X

Today I go for a new chemo regime @Beatson_Charity - it’s scary - everything about terminal cancer is terrifying, the scans, the blood counts and the watching as the Chemo drips in and we hope I don’t have a reaction - fear never ends. But I keep going.

@SmnLlyd5 The white square represents surrender, still war based. 😉

Same name on Threads and Bluesky btw. Not sure which to persist with yet

Someone just retweeted part of this (one of the replying accounts no longer exists). Cannot believe it’s been six years

@YtterbiumCulex @MarkHamill @bruce_steiner Doesn’t seem true.

@MarkHamill @bruce_steiner Joe Biden: worst president in history.

@kelnoland2020 @MarkHamill @bruce_steiner Why would you want him to follow you? What do you get?

@MarkHamill @bruce_steiner Ok Mark, How hard to I have to work to get a follow?😂😂😂

@Matt_Pinner Ask them why the plane I got on was a train.

You get on a plane and find your seat next to this person. What do you do?

@theRealFaelart @DeSandTits @MarkHamill Only claim to fame being Star Wars 😂😂 Your mum called, your chicken dinos are ready.

It's not a trip to Chicago without a visit to The Wieners Circle. #SizeMatters 🌭

@Real_David_Deal @DeSandTits @MarkHamill Couldn’t deflect the shot to his ear though.

@DeSandTits @MarkHamill Move over Mark Hamill, there’s a new Luke Skywalker in town.

@deanbegley1 @GMB Self service checkouts are ableist.

Richard Madeley talking about self service check outs vs manned tills on @GMB...... I'm old enough to remember when he didn't use either

@Zakkkk1999 @Sandford_Police Then fix your pipes and stop crying.

One of our officers engaging with the wider public and improving community relations #NottingHillCarnival

@Cosbwr17 @debmarshall2021 Go on then, I’ll humour you. Where’s the evidence?

@debmarshall2021 I take it you aware that Jug Ears was a passenger on the Lolita Express? Along with Prince ' I can't sweat' Andrew.

Not my king

@BobbyKW @TRobinsonNewEra Crikey, you’re hundreds if years behind the times. You using Microsoft Explorer?

@TRobinsonNewEra The monarchy is no longer protecting the people or country. What a sad day for such a storied family.

@TNFT95 @DeathlyAcorn @guardian Because the story gets clicks and replies. Thank you for playing the game.

Kirstie Allsopp reported to social services for allowing son, 15, to travel abroad #Echobox=1724575578" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/a…

@missippioranges @Switch1775 @BladeoftheS She isn’t though, unfortunately.

@Switch1775 @BladeoftheS I mean, she is literally getting sued right now.

JK Rowling is going to get sued so bad. 🍿

@CarleneGou65759 @janninereid1 I thought Trump and Republicans back to the mining community?

@janninereid1 Just kidding…. He should only be charged with having sex with a miner and transporting miners over state lines…

DO you agree that that Bill Gates should be sent to prison? Did he commit " crimes against humanity"?

@mazst @PapusSecond @BarristerSecret It’s easy, he’ll just sit in jail for contempt of court. No one cares for his feelings. He’s blocked me by the way.

@PapusSecond @Robertpwest @BarristerSecret No that was you.

Me. I know. Defendants are informed of their right to a jury trial not only by their lawyers (who know a thing or two about trials), but also by the *court* during the first hearing. Those who pleaded guilty likely did so because they were guilty. You conspiracist fruitcakes.

@mazst @PapusSecond @BarristerSecret He won’t though, because he’s an entitled eejit.

@Robertpwest @PapusSecond @BarristerSecret Obviously! Which is why he should refrain from giving bad advice

@mazst @PapusSecond @BarristerSecret He’s not a lawyer, that’s obvious.

@PapusSecond @BarristerSecret Obviously you’re a lawyer. Refusing to enter a plea doesn’t prevent the trial going ahead.

@PapusSecond @EroomSimon @BarristerSecret You can’t commit high treason against the people.

@EroomSimon @BarristerSecret The system is venal the Judiciary are collectively committing the heinous crime of High Treason against the people.