Helpy!

📌 Want some help with that? Helpy's here to help! // <- ooc and whatnot (info below)

@Comprenale_ @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO But you're paying for it....

@RodneyRedbird @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO I mean. What profit would an adblocker make if it wasn't a subscription?

NEW ITEM OF THE DAY 2: ADBLOCKER. REQUESTED BY HELPY HIMSELF, THE ADBLOCKER WILL.. AS THE NAME SUGGESTS, BLOCK ANY UNWANTED ADS FROM APPEARING ON THE COMPANY TABLET'S SYSTEMS! IT WILL BE IN THE SHOP FOR 5 TOKENS. NOT AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE UNTIL THE SHOP HAS REOPENED.

@Comprenale_ @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO Oh, right! Phew! My wallet is SAVED!

@RodneyRedbird @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO Well, it only lasts the night, like the Deathcoin.

@VIRTUALENDO @MARILLAKisser That's right!

@MARILLAKisser @RodneyRedbird IT IS TRUE, ACTUALLY. ALL TOKENS ARE TRANSFERRED INTO REAL DOLLARS THAT GO STRAIGHT TO THE COMPANY, THOUGH YOU ARE ABLE TO KEEP THE MONEY FOR YOURSELF IF NEEDED.

@FazmaniaProdx @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO

@RodneyRedbird @GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO He ceases to exist

@GameBearFrickin @VIRTUALENDO Oh. Uh... I don't... know...

@RodneyRedbird @VIRTUALENDO … Say, what happens if EVERYONE has a Helpy adlocker after, though?

@MARILLAKisser @VIRTUALENDO Wrong! I can exchange Faz-Tokens for legitimate dollars!

@RodneyRedbird @VIRTUALENDO You know that tokens hold no real monetary value, right

@VIRTUALENDO Ohoho! That holiday is looking REAL good now!

@RodneyRedbird AH, CORRECT. YOU WILL BE GIVEN 25% OF THE PROFIT MADE FROM THE PURCHASES OF THE ADBLOCKER.

@VIRTUALENDO Well, I'm sure you know that at least SOME of the profit from this newly established token will be coined to my wallet as well, don't you! The more ads I produce means the sooner someone buys that trinket. A win-win situation no matter what!

@RodneyRedbird INDEED, THOUGH I DO NOT SEE HOW THIS BENEFITS YOU.

You wanna say that again?

Anyone got ANY ideas on what I could possibly advertise? I'm dry out of ideas!

AHEM. NEW ITEM OF THE DAY 1: BATTERY PACK! THIS THING RIGHT HERE IS IN THE SHOP FOR THE COST OF 50 TOKENS, AND WILL INSTANTLY RESTORE 50% OF YOUR CURRENT POWER! THIS'LL BE HANDY IN HELPING ME WORK FOR LONGER PERIODS OF TIME TOO! NOT UP FOR PURCHASE UNTIL THE SHOP HAS REOPENED.

@FB3Spaghetti My cuteass can't kill for shit! I'm just a virusI MEAN friendly software!

@RodneyRedbird YOUR JOB IS BEING AN ANNOYING ADVERTISEMENT... YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN A KILLER, LIKE ME!

Heya, everyone! I'm back! My system ended up crashing out earlier, but I think everything should be back up and running! While I was out, however... I ended up finding this! A real "Which Cupcake are You?" Quiz! Go on, everybody! Try it! uquiz.com/gauwXC

He just blocked me.

@FB3Spaghetti What did I do!

@RodneyRedbird ROTTEN BOY , UNGRATEFUL BOY.

I CAN HELP WITH YOUR DEATHS, BUT IT WON'T BE A FAKE ONE

I have the number to Freddy Freakbear himself! And YOU can't have it!

@torturingleaf Well?

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// OH HEY THANKS FOR LIKE 100 FOLLOWERS LOL was not expecting this account to semi-blow up in a few days but oh well MORE TO COME. SURELY!!