Joshua Rosenbaum
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Never mind the UFO files.
Release the Epstein files.
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Name a pitcher whose windup you could recognize from a mile away.
I’ll start: Orlando “El Duque” Hernandez
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@Peter_Bukowski "when he was in Detroit . . ." is true. It's a decent argument for why McVeigh is a HOFer
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When Stafford was in Detroit, he was seen as a tier below the Big Ben/Rivers/Romo level of QBs, nevermind the Peyton/Brady/Rodgers group.
The idea he deserves to be first-ballot HOFer now is absolute nonsense.
He’s closer to Rich Gannon and Matt Ryan than Brady/Rodgers
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@Klukie98 @jeremytache High School phenom Jeremy Tache pitches against pretty good high school player, Chris Cote. Put some stakes on it and post it on Pitch Clock.
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@Peter_Bukowski "Smack" is a good name for a kicker, but his first name, "Trey," for a guy kicking field goals (three pointers) is even better.
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Packers draft is rife with punny headline opportunities
Cisse and Desist
The Dentist Operates
Smacked
Dani-d (it’s pronounced dah-nye)
Moves like Jager
Jager Bombs
Drones Strike
Let’s Go Brandon
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@KeithOlbermann Don't tell him Georgia was named after a king. He'll be even prouder than he already is.
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MAGA backwards-cap-doofus Congressman thinks Georgia is named after George Washington
Georgia: founded April 1732
George Washington: born February 1732
Thinks Georgia was named after a two-month old infant? My god he's somehow actually dumber than he looks🤷🏼♂️
Clay Fuller@Clay4MainStreet
Just stayed at a hotel in Maryland for work. Turns out their AC units shut off while you sleep as part of some new woke Green New Deal nonsense. It's a terrible policy that's making their state like Europe. Just one more example of why they've never won an SEC Championship.
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@excelsusX @runnersworld Exactly! There's no way she could be good at something, because I don't like her parents!
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@runnersworld I call bull shit on that time. The Clintons always lie about everything and this is no exception.
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Former first daughter Chelsea Clinton finished the Boston Marathon on Monday in 3:40:52, an average pace of 8:26 per mile. And at the finish line on Boylston Street, Clinton was met by two familiar faces—her parents, Hillary and Bill Clinton—who awarded her and the police officers she ran with shiny gold finisher medals.
runnersworldmag.visitlink.me/kCt63S
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@rickygervais yeah, I really started to question the quality my fourth or fifth time through the series.
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'After Life' listed in 'most overrated shows' along with 'The Sopranos'. This might be the most flattering dis I've ever received 😂
The i Paper@theipaper
I’m a TV editor – these are the eight most overrated shows trib.al/MK2mK9A
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@StephenKing I had always assumed you let him name Pet Sematary, and that's why it's spelled that way.
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Trump is so idiotic it is beyond description even for the guy who wrote PET SEMATARY and MISERY.
I can’t even.
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@JonnyRoot_ @ChuckFBass But you do like listening to them a little at least, right? Or is someone forcing you to listen to them?
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I can’t think of a sports hosting duo I’d like to listen to less than Pablo Torre & Mina Kimes…
📸: @ChuckFBass
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@ImBreckWorsham The way you frame this question makes it seem like it can only be one of these.
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Do you think Trump is intentionally trying to destroy America because he’s evil, because he’s being blackmailed by Israel, or is he just senile and incompetent?
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Trump isn’t what you’d call a gracious loser, is he?
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@KeithOlbermann you have the right to a well regulated militia in case the federal government invades your state and starts murdering your citizens.
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Governor,
You have the Minnesota National Guard troops. Deploy them. Arrest the ICE agents. Enforce the laws and defend your people against Trump's Terrorists.
Governor Tim Walz@GovTimWalz
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening. The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
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@lucy_rohden thank you for your bravery and courage calling it as you see it.
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Update: we are off the plane. This is something I am shocked to report but I am on the man’s side in this one. I’ve never seen this before. She was wrong. He was right. I can’t believe it.
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The couple sitting next to me on my flight is fighting and I think I should be allowed to declare the winner
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@WesleyDodds5 @TheRealHoarse you don't need any. You already have it
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@TheRealHoarse I that’s CTE - then give me some. He’s 100% correct.
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I had no idea that a person could get CTE from playing golf until I read this.
Phil Mickelson@PhilMickelson
The dilemma for all Democrats is if you stop the fraud, illegal immigration, and voter fraud in CA, then Republicans win CA and have a huge majority throughout the country. The Democrat party all but ends. 🤔
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@AaronNagler I think if we accept Keisean will do at least one bonehead, what-was-that, play every game but will also bring huge aggressive plays consistently when we want them most we'll all be happier. It's helped my relationship with him a lot.
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That's why football is the best. Opportunity for redemption and Nixon takes advantage.
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it would happen anyway but leaving out Notre Dame rather than one of the others is the fastest way to a 16-game playoff.
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Age yourself by naming an NFL wide receiver you grew up watching.
I'll start, Andre Johnson.
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@travisakers Is this one of those words that is ok to use if you are one, but a slur if you are not?
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Today, the President of the United States used “retarded” to describe someone he does not like. Donald Trump is an embarrassment. I cannot believe there are still Christians who support this man.
I said what I said.
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