lizzard the Rizz❄️ard

Feel like✨✨$hit✨✨

Therapy language helps to depersonalize the relationship between you and your therapist and keep things clinical and professional and that is why you sound like a psychopath when you use it with your friends

no noise november. everyone shut up

@cemballs Perhapssss a burger

Something about watching JoJos while eating good food puts me in a good mood

"yOu’Re PrObaBLY tALkiNg To SoMeOnE ElSe" Me: I’m barely talking to u

You either know all the words to No Role Modelz or u don't.

For your own sanity, you gotta accept the situation and move on.

Really on this vibe of giving honesty and kindness to my time, my energy, and myself. The things that don't work out you know will be for a reason. Things will never stay the same and ain't that some beautiful bullshit.

Lobotomy Wednesday anyone??

yes i did catch feelings for you but that was yesterday, ion know bout today tho

We name names at Climate Defiance. This is Bruce Percelay. He said the quit part out loud. As we pleaded for our very survival, he told us: "I don't mind if you die." He is the former chair of Make-A-Wish Massachusetts.

Can't wait till I can move in with my boyfriend and just become a fucking recluse

RIP to people pleasing.

I really don't understand how I fucking ever think anyone will ever do me the way I do them. But. Ya know. Delulu.

Hot girl summer turned into broke bitch summer reaaaal quick

u ever look at someone and be like damn you really a liar😭😭😭 like u just don’t stop

This is a work of art

“Damn you really slept that long?” I actually wanted to sleep this whole month away so

@Cobratate avoid people who do human trafficking. they’re either controlling cam girls or getting thrown into a romanian prison. endless tweets about how sad and insecure they are to prove the world they’re worthless. hard pass traffickbros.