RD
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RD
@RupJ007
A technology enthusiast, humanitarian and nature-lover 🇬🇧 🇮🇳 🇨🇭
Zurich, Switzerland Katılım Temmuz 2009
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Join Rupert Lowe in Restore Britain, because he is the only one who will actually do it!
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10
I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party. Join us. restorebritain.org.uk/join_us
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@JayantBhandari5 Ah! So you are an american now? And where are your parents and forefathers from?
Going by your narrative even britishers live like cockroaches? STFU!

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@narendramodi Modi Ji please recruit trained pilots. It could be your turn next time.
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Shri Ajit Pawar Ji was a leader of the people, having a strong grassroots level connect. He was widely respected as a hardworking personality at the forefront of serving the people of Maharashtra. His understanding of administrative matters and passion for empowering the poor and downtrodden were also noteworthy. His untimely demise is very shocking and saddening. Condolences to his family and countless admirers. Om Shanti.


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@icelandcricket @ICC Roasting multiple continents, countries, their leaders and their sports… all in one tweet. How much r u paid , mate?
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Dear @ICC,
It is with a heavy heart that we now announce our unavailability to replace Pakistan in the upcoming T20 World Cup. Regardless of whether they now withdraw, the short timescales ensure it is impossible for our squad to prepare in the professional manner necessary to compete effectively in this global cricketing spectacle. We are not like Scotland and able to turn up on a whim, with no kit sponsor.
Our players are from all walks of life and cannot simply drop their occupations to fly halfway around the world to experience temperatures only normally felt in Finnish saunas. Our captain, a professional baker, needs to attend to his oven, our ship captain needs to steer his vessel, and our bankers need to go bankrupt (again). This is the harsh reality of cricket at the amateur level of the game.
This news will be extremely disappointing to our fans. Despite being the most peaceful nation on Earth, we maintain an army of online followers, and are the world's 14th most followed national board on X. We were ready to give the Dutch the biggest shock they have experienced since William of Orange lost the Battle of Landen in 1693. And the Americans were looking forward to taking on Greenland, or so their orange-dyed leader thought.
Our loss is likely Uganda's gain. We wish them well. Their kits cannot be missed unless you have epilepsy, in which case they are probably best avoided.
The future is always ice, until it isn't.
Yours sincerely,
Icelandic Cricket Association
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I can't figure out whether this is the Indian Army or a comedy circus.
Even kids from the streets of Latin America can pull off better stunts than this.
Is India really going to start a war with Pakistan by showing off circus acts
especially when Pakistan stands alongside nations like the US, China, France, and the UK in terms of modern warfare capabilities
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@ShivAroor Lol, well at least they are good at Circus. We know they are not professional, bunch of idiots who have a nuclear bomb
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@Resistance234 @GodlyNations … coming from filth and shit who is in the land of native Americans!
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