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Sunday! 11am! 90mins-ish of whatever we can dig up at upsettingly short notice. Requests welcome, as ever. Well, almost. Someone's already requested Saturday Night :(

I'm really hoping that @pierrenovellie is wandering around this Halloween as a giant realistic cat

Is Twitter now just a rolling Temu advert with posts interrupting it?

@ricardoautobahn Where's the moustache hiding?

Get your Party Party shoes on! It's happening! It's our 2nd annual album listen-a-thon with 2 solid hours of Black Lace(ish) including the entire Party Crazy album! Plus... - Agadon't - A NEW Black Lace mashup from us, The Blender Saturday! 12pm! listento.theblender.online

@ZXGuesser @BarackObama Dear Mr @BarackObama, would you like to guest on the world's Number 1 Rated ALF podcast? It would do wonders for our credibility if you would. Thanks in advance.

@ricardoautobahn It's quite amusing how much he refuses to see logic and reason. I've cycled a lot in London and his riding is way too aggressive when there's an emergency vehicle coming. He doesn't slow down, nor does he plan ahead. The taxi and fire engine did everything correctly

@ricardoautobahn Richard Herring's voice is telling me to add "My Dear Mark Watson" after "Improvisation"

@watsoncomedian I already say no to coffee with "I'm bitter enough"

All middle-aged people know to decline sugar in tea with 'I'm sweet enough!', but why not try it with: 'Ice?' 'No thanks, there is a coldness inside me!' 'Slice of lemon?' 'No thanks, I already give way to a surprising bitterness!' 'Parmesan?' 'No, I stink like shit as it is!'

@TheNewsAtGlenn Maybe I should've actually cashed in that Twitch reward (to go to a theme park) rather than just thinking the joke was funnier to earn the reward and never claim it 🤔

Due to circumstances beyond my control, and inexplicably for the second time in my life, I have gone to a theme park on my own.

My new special is OUT NOW on Netflix! Wang in There, Baby! Look how thrilled I am about it. Streaming worldwide now! 🌏

My new Netflix special is out tomorrow! Find ‘Wang in There, Baby’ now and click ‘Remind Me’ to um, remind you 💋💋💋

@pierrenovellie Merch! Merch! Merch!

Yessss! The solution! Hahah

@ricardoautobahn The way they've phrased the tweet, it appears that those are the only places (e.g. pub gardens, football stadia) people are permitted to smoke

It’s like trying to sleep inside a fucking McDonalds apple pie

I'm glad that @thebudpod has finally mic'd up Felipe - his contributions can now be deciphered!

Here is the link! m.youtube.com/watch?v=LiM8Pw…

Also! I know no one is on this nightmare machine anymore but my 2022 Fringe show and 2023 Tour show is now on youtube for free!