Sal “Two Forks” Romano

New boots hopefully I can make a fucking putt

@mrprimetimejr I’m geeking at the TKE spring pcp 😂 ball knowledge brother

Is “Get Naked” Daughter or Needle Point son the new gay son or thot daughter?

@SealBarry43409 That’s what I’ve been grinding, thanks for the input

@Sal_Romano7 Usually ripping my career too many sweats online

Barry's first day back from PTO. The clubs are in timeout. Only 10,400 days left until retirement. #WFH

@ReggieJames45 Probably hella needlepoint trays and wallets

Legendary loot #beev #megaexpand

@albertcockard2 How was the price on the Peter?

Insane loot at tj maxx already had most of it tho in smathers #tjmaxxing #expand

Yo Elliot Hayes it was a little funny like 2 years ago. We’re all set now thanks big dog

@THE_DOCHO Next!

Brought the #foid out today. Safe to say my children are absolutely fucking doomed.

@petermillarpapi No need to be strapped at Shinnecock

#expand this fed at the US Open qualifiers

@LarryPete28 Looks like Marshalls to me Barry

#TJmaxxing (yes that’s Peter)

@supremeleadaa Helping out at the preschool

Where would it be appropriate to wear my KD cutoff

@TreAmosBurner That’ll be $79.99 sir

That body of yours is fucking insane

@tweecoma1 Those spoons bend at a 90° angle before flinging the ice cream onto the floor

Offbrand ice cream out of the tub with a plastic spoon, times are tuff for the kid

@ballhazin That lemonade is so fucking good

Chick fil a slop challenge

@Gabriel62269096 Either window shopping or purchased the kooz/tray

Let’s go hunting #tjmaxxing

@DavebagBeesley Needlepoint son by a mile. It means our heads are in the right spot for a good future

"GET NAKED" daughter or Needlepoint son?

Tj Maxx has no idea what’s going on with the needlepoint accessories right now

69 follower cum rag dox

@albertcockard2 That is why I got a half chub Albert. We’re on the same page here

@Sal_Romano7 She’s bad idk what your on

Ass attack of the day #sober

@connorscott28 That is sweet

TJ Maxx was good to me ;) #tjmaxxing #bv