Sam Ward 🍋

Just met Alex Turner, I can literally die now.

the year is 2003. our bloodthirsty ruling class has initiated a ruinous war in the Middle East. there is a new Strokes album. the year is 2026. our bloodthirsty ruling class has initiated a ruinous war in the Middle East. there is a new Strokes album. the year is 2038. our bloo

'Opening Night'. Out now. Taken from the upcoming collaborative album ‘HELP(2)’ out 6th March 2026. Arctic Monkeys are proud to support the invaluable work War Child do. All proceeds support @WarChildUK. warchildrecs.ffm.to/openingnight

Ok, You've GOT to be kidding me! The Conservatives - who oversaw every single thing on this list, who are responsible for all of it - are trying to claim that only the Conservatives would "stop the madness" - that they created...? So incredulity aside, what about the list itself? Let's go Debunking! (I’ve written and tried posting this twice now and X is playing silly buggers so be patient as I might have to post it tweet by tweet😩) 1/24

One ticket left now

@jjwalker1803 Selling mine via Ticketmaster mate secure.ticketmaster.co.uk/rs/1F00608CC1C…

Anyone selling a ticket for catfish for Sefton park? Only need the one 👍

Now THIS is the type of renovation I like to see, not that soulless white marble from ceiling to the floor

spending $17 on a roll of film and then another $20 to see the mid photos

Just heard Boris Johnson is going to join #GBNews as a presenter and comment next year, where he will act as a pundit and present new series about 'the power of Britain'. Have they read his Daily Mail articles? Have they no conscience hiring a proven liar, a man who partied whilst people were dying? Who allowed a permissive, corrupt, immoral culture in No10? Who I proved lied to the Queen and tried to shut down Parliament? Who'd do anything to line his pockets? Who embodies 'one rule for them, another for us'

@amymiddIeton Happy birthday short queen 👑

@amymiddIeton THANK YOU! (6 days late I know oops)

How THE THING might have went if it starred Pingu instead of Kurt Russell. By Lee Hardcastle.

"Wanna run 100m?" "Fuck off" "There's a beer at the end" "..." 📸 @Sampellagrino

What a weekend 📸

This is an 11K scan of a Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer frame in 70 mm IMAX film in 1:43:1 format (the file is 500 MB for 85 Megapixels ) t.co/9Qzeayq2qB

it's crazy that civilization is ending in like 20-30 years and we're just here working jobs

give yourself a minute to listen to this commentator be possessed by mickey mouse

so now they’re targeting the people who are actually responsible like you’ve all been telling them to and yous are still fuming?