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How did you feel when Paul Merson said he wad in a bad way and said he checked himself into rehab but actually went to Barbados #mhmaskharry

@davidvance Thought it was Prince Phillip at first glance.

Paul Weller in a town called malice

@MadScientistFF Red foreman

What TV Dad would you add to this photo?

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Retweet if Football Italia was your Sunday afternoon highlight ⚽️🇮🇹

Retweet if you watched Fantasy Football League ⚽️

Who done this 👍🏻 Angela Rayner tells ITV News we'll see the 'biggest amount of afforable and social housing for a generation'

This is brilliant from Sir Starmer & the Granny Harmers @GrannyHarmer. A parody of Mud's Lonely This Christmas, it's called Freezing This Christmas. He notes "up to 4,000 pensioners will die this winter." A fantastic 3 minutes.

Someone please tell me how this glorious man, Kevin Sinfield, who has raised millions for charity & is currently running 7 marathons in 7 days to raise £ for motor neurone disease in memory of his beloved friend Rob Burrow & he only gets a CBE? Yet a scum bag like Sadiq Khan gets awarded a Knighthood - there is no honour or justice in this world

Starmer ruins Christmas

He was abandoned by his father at 3 years old and grew up with 3 different stepfathers. He is dyslexic. His dream of becoming a hockey player was shattered by a serious accident. His daughter died at birth. His wife died in a car accident. His best friend, River Phoenix, died of an overdose. His sister has leukemia. And with everything that has happened, Keanu Reeves never misses an opportunity to help people in need. When he was filming the movie "The Lake House," he overheard the conversation of two costume assistants; One cried because he would lose his house if he did not pay $ 20,000 and on the same day Keanu deposited the necessary amount in the woman's bank account; He also donated stratospheric sums to hospitals. In 2010, on his birthday, Keanu walked into a bakery and bought a brioche with a single candle, ate it in front of the bakery, and offered coffee to people who stopped to talk to him. After winning astronomical sums for the Matrix trilogy, the actor donated more than $ 50 million to the staff who handled the costumes and special effects - the true heroes of the trilogy, as he called them. He also gave a Harley-Davidson to each of the stunt doubles. A total expense of several million dollars. And for many successful films, he has even given up 90% of his salary to allow the production to hire other stars. In 1997 some paparazzi found him walking one morning in the company of a homeless man in Los Angeles, listening to him and sharing his life for a few hours. Most stars when they make a charitable gesture they declare it to all the media. He has never claimed to be doing charity, he simply does it as a matter of moral principles and not to look better in the eyes of others. This man could buy everything, and instead every day he gets up and chooses one thing that cannot be bought: Be a good person. ❤️

Not political but Del at the end made me laugh 😂

If you would like to see Mark Chapman as Gary Lineker’s replacement on Match of the Day rather than Alex Scott please like and repost this and follow me Chappers has to get it

Robert De Niro gets the news that Donald Trump is the 47th President of the United States 🤣🤣

@MHMMediaGroup #MHMASKJEFF Sorry we're late Jeff, we were behind Gary Kasparov on the car park and the attendant said he had to move his car and took him 20 minutes to decide which space to put it in.

No words necessary.

@BenedictSpence "Take your hand off my fags"

“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

@RandomTheGuy_ @TimesAlgebraIND All this because he refused to pay them after they washed his car

BIG NEWS 🚨 Migrants are being evicted from Paris en masse during Paris Olympics. Buses have come to remove them. Migrant camp on Paris street cleared. The group of largely African migrants headed for the fringes of the city in buses. Several migrants are being forcibly removed from the city & they are being forced to take buses to other cities.