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@Osama_otero 😂😂😂

Sasa hii screenshot utashinda kuipost mara ngapi? Hadi unashow watu waretweet for you?

99% of a man's stress comes from simply being broke.

If men didn't exist, who would protect you?

What did you stop doing that turned your life around?

The day the Camel babes will remove the curtains, the Tilapia Babes will vacate Kenya! Heshima Itadumu!

So do people have sex with glasses on

Mjikaze mnione leo 😁

There's this position for growers. Bend her over with one knee slightly in front of the other then make her arch a little bit. I swear she will be speaking in tongues.

Serious question: if a house catches fire while you’re taking a shower, does that help your chances or make things worse?

Kusema ukweli sitaki kuharibia mtu kazi but ukipewa job deliver! I am straight as an arrow! Ukinikosea hutapenda!

Natoka tu nje napatana na Kenyan prince akitembea huku Runda na kavest, io jamaa sijui inatafuta nini huku bado

My d!ck hangs past my balls, I can cook, and Elon Musk is my boss. Ladies, please!

Dembélé is living the life we thought Mbappé would be living.

Farming inafanya mtuonyeshe uncircumcised dicks kwa Tl mahn I blame Elon 🤢🤢

Kudeal na millennials taabu tupu !!!!

@newto_code_14 @Samweigo 😂😂🤝

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Southern and Northern Bypass are monitored at 80 km/h. Gitaru, Wangige, Ruaka. Open road does not mean no limit. #NTSASpeedCameras Nairobi Metropolitan Speed Limits Jua Speed Limit DriveSafe Avoid Fines @ntsa_kenya

Mobile speed units cover every road in Nairobi. No stretch is unmonitored. Drive accordingly. #NTSASpeedCameras Nairobi Metropolitan Speed Limits Jua Speed Limit DriveSafe Avoid Fines @ntsa_kenya

Red Hill is monitored at 50 km/h. Do not let the downhill tempt you. Cameras are placed and active. #NTSASpeedCameras Nairobi Metropolitan Speed Limits Jua Speed Limit DriveSafe Avoid Fines @ntsa_kenya

Kiambu Road, Limuru Road, Likoni Road and Industrial Area all fall between 50 and 80 km/h. Check your speed before the camera does. #NTSASpeedCameras Nairobi Metropolitan Speed Limits Jua Speed Limit DriveSafe Avoid Fines @ntsa_kenya