Segregation Fault

@bunjavascript @__sosukesuzuki If the module doesn't exist, does it still error immediately or only on use?

In the next version of Bun TC39 Stage3 proposal `import defer’ lets you lazy load imports

guess what’s coming in bun v1.4

@Naimakakungulu @IamSean90 How stupid can you get

@IamSean90 This didn't happen.

I saw a guy with no arms didn't hold the door for a lady, I called him an A-hole. When he said he had no arms, I was like "do no arms mean you can't apologize?" I said this because I'm a good person

VALVE CREATE A DISCORD ALTERNATIVE CONNECTED WITH THE STEAM STORE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

@_ethbro @MorbidKnowledge Blacks

@MorbidKnowledge Yo at 15??? How tf does this even happen

Before she bled to death, the last words Ruth Pelke said to her k**ler, 15-year old Paula Cooper, were "If you k*ll me, you will be sorry." Thirty years later, shortly after her release from prison, Paula k*lled herself. She wrote in a s**cide note that "I have taken a life and never felt worthy."

Hate these bad actors who try to impose revisionism on what was the most tyrannical power grab in recent history, something that not just violated the constitution but violated basic human rights and has caused an entire generation of children to be developmentally stunted beyond repair. Something that destroyed hundreds of small businesses and let big corporations tighten their stranglehold. Something that stopped people from being with their loved ones when they were needed the most. Something that caused people to mentally spiral and end their own lives. Something that sparked unprecedented levels of neuroticism and paranoia in the population. All over a virus that China created that was basically just a flu to 95% of humanity. Fuck off.

.@Google 's customer support genuinely has to be the worst out there. Nothing comes close.

Shoutout @SexFault changed my life for the better.

.@thesketchreal you are a fucking loser ✊✊🫴💦

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@nezba_exe That's because men are funny

This only works for men

Nothing would ever "end world hunger" because there are billions of people who can't maintain modern infrastructure, they will always be hungry and suffering. It's not anyone else's job to take care of them and it would actually be a mercy to quit trying.

@organicbond @2whazzuup WhatsApp Indian detected

@2whazzuup i own the largest organic marketing agency, used to have a decently large X account that got banned, just getting back into the flow heres what i tweeted in august

motherfucker ur cooked this corny fucking wave of "building and shipping" guys in their mid 20s is killing me imagine a prospect seeing this all of the aura and authority that you had built in their eyes is GONE. in a matter of minutes ur potential $1000-$5000 deal turns into pity and no response nigga i booked out all of august this year and i didnt mention it to anyone i just closed those fucking deals I DON'T CARE how "authentic" or "honest" you are it doesn't build trust it builds fucking pity and i pity you and i will never do a deal with you and neither will anyone reading this post if you're out here talking about "MY FIRST CALL" or "MY FIRST CLIENT" or "MY FIRST $$$" UR NGMI

@code_kartik Nobody has ever done this, Indian

Every JavaScript dev has done this at least once: > Typed ${name} inside "quotes"... > Hit save. > Saw "Hello ${name}" instead of Hello John. > Then sighed, deleted, and retyped everything with backticks. So I built "Quotick", a VS Code extension that instantly converts quotes → backticks the moment you type `${}`. No commands. No context menus. Just instant, invisible correction. 🔹 Works with JS/TS/JSX/TSX 🔹 Context aware (skips comments, imports, etc.) Small fix. Big sanity boost.

Thank you, "Pooya"

Why are they letting their kids identify as someone they weren't born as?

Legal Indians are worse than illegal Mexicans

Bun is now on MDN!

@jarredsumner Left

which one is better

@jarredsumner @_ahh_g I think binaries should be the smallest size possible with as little bloat as possible

@_ahh_g yeah, but this kind of feature is like 50 KB typically. mostly just reusing existing code

what if `bun stats`