Cooper Manning

Over/Under/Even: Peyton will yell "Omaha" 7 times on this drive?

@SNFonNBC the guy should just be happy he got a chance in the NFL...

Fun fact: Peyton has never been to Omaha

@ColeBardwell sorry man I've been really busy lately trying to build a case for my bro Eli on why he deserves a monster contract. Tough task

@SportsNation espn.go.com/sportsnation/p… Absolutely no love. What do I have to do to get some recognition around here?

@WhiteBballPains bruh c'mon he isn't even the same league as Brian Scalabrine #WhiteMamba

“@CockyWesWelker: Peyton Manning turns 39 today. That's almost the same number of playoff losses he has.” Dude lay off my bro!

“@CockyWesWelker: Peyton Manning tried to throw himself a birthday party. It was intercepted.” Got any Molly?

It sucks seeing Peyton and Eli on TV all the time. I can't even get a look from @CooperTire

Y'all need to quit hating on Peyton. He is and always will be the greatest regular season quarterback of all time

@KingCally21 @not_romo @NFL_Santa neither is Tony Homo

“@packers: McCarthy on James Starks: He's played a lot of excellent football for us, I thought last night was one of his best.” #friendzone

@TSwangler7 "Hitting shanks and wheeling skanks" you're not fooling anyone

2 fantasy points!? Screw you Peyton; I'm starting @JManziel2 this week!

“@JeopardySports: "What is: playing defense?" #JeopardySports ” "What is: looking at the quarterback"

Shout out to my bother Peyton for letting me down in Fantasy Football this week

Happy Birthday @JManziel2. Hit me up and I'll show you how to party Manning style

@JeffDarlington my prediction: Patriots win 32.5 to 32.2 over the Pack

Archie remembered to say that he was thankful for me this year. Mom had to remind him, but still! #blessed

Thankful that I'm brothers with Peyton rather than Colin Kaepernick and Eli too, I guess