ShadowMask
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its so funny that men found out that this was what women were doing at their jobs and the men went "im crashing this economy with no survivors"



"THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU!" Ironically the people who grew up on the official bread of two income households would kill for homemade sourdough, which is cheaper, healthier, and of much better quality. Making it is more time intensive, sure, but that's what a wife is for.


I see so many conspiracy theorists and Christians talking about the apocalypse and the elite finally being exposed. But what I don’t see anyone talking about is how all of this could be another deception! How did everyone suddenly receive the gift of prophecy? How do agents get away with exposing the New World Order? Doesn’t all of it seem just too good to be true? Oddly enough, most Illuminati conspiracy theories were in fact spread by disinformation networks and esoteric cults, like the Theosophists, the Discordians, and even the Rosicrucians. There are many more. But the real question is why? Well, according to these groups, the Antichrist isn’t defeated by Christ before the New Heavens and New Earth. He’s defeated by enlightened beings before a New Age. Some claimed the Final Buddha would rescue humanity from evil elites. Others claimed cosmic angels would do it. And what better way to unite the masses? In fact, New Agers believe in angels and saints just like Christians do. They even have their own versions of Jesus! So, what if the real deception isn’t something obviously demonic, but something more wholesome, like an apparition of someone everyone loves. Oddly enough, some Catholics and ufologists believe there’s a Fatima prophecy about a cosmic Mother Mary rescuing us from an asteroid or a nuclear Armageddon right before she ushers in a period of peace and prosperity. This might sound like a good thing. But it’s what the Theosophist Nicholas Roerich believed! His idyllic vision even inspired the Peace Pact that created the United Nations! Oddly enough, the work of another Theosophist, Alice Bailey, inspired the UN too. And she said there wouldn’t be just one New World Order, but two: a dystopian one AND a utopian one. The first would simply prepare the masses to accept the next. It would make them desperate. At the same time, it would be used to traumatically initiate people into the New Age. If that’s not enough though, all of this is also what Aleister Crowley and Jack Parsons were trying to accomplish! They wanted to summon Babalon, a demonic goddess who’d create a one world religion after “saving” humanity from Christianity.



BREAKING: The CIA is reportedly using backdoors into Ancestry and 23andMe to search for alleged alien hybrids, per Jason Jorjani.



i have literally seen men swipe right until they reach the limit for the day and receive zero replies. it’s not that men need to lower their standards, it is the women that need to lower their standards.





It’s crazy that there’s men out there literally saying that they want their wife to be pre-banged by other men by the time they get to her so she is looser and easier to bang. Crazy time to be alive. This either has to be some turbo coping or just glorified cuckoldry.




Caving and weighing in on the bs $28 lunch discourse Forget about the money for a minute, I’m flabbergasted at the number of people claiming they straight up can’t feed themselves Between a rice cooker and an air fryer, neither of which require constant counter space, all of your cooking issues are resolved if you’re too lazy to turn on the stove or oven (no shame, I am) 90% of my meals are some variation of rice, chicken or steak, a vegetable, and hot sauce Reducing decision fatigue (including removing deciding what you want to order for delivery and waiting an hour for it) reverberates positively throughout every area of life Why? Example - I’m good at building businesses and little else, so I focus my energy towards the greatest marginal returns, idc about cooking and I outsource my cleaning Bigger issue here is that everyone is so complicit in being a loser that it’s net negative for all of society If you can’t even feed yourself, how can anyone depend on you? Your family & friends deserve better than that. Grow up.



@wariocolosseum This had me dying laughing yesterday












