Billy Batson

@Starkslittlesis I did too to the most beautiful girl in the world.

So I got engaged today @Shazam1001

@Topazariana_18 Oh okay I thought you pranked somebody

@Topazariana_18 Hi Ariana is Dom your boyfriend?

@Shazam1001 It's on baby!

@Starkslittlesis Ahhhh * gets you back*

@Shazam1001 Okay my darling! *throws a snowball at you*

@Starkslittlesis Sounds like a good time my love.

@Shazam1001 Well do you want to have a snowball fight my darling?

BREAKING: Mel Gibson confirms to a TMZ reporter that he is officially voting for Trump. “She [Kamala Harris] has the IQ of a fence post.”

I feel heartbroken for the Olympic athletes (many of which are friends) who trained their entire lives to compete on that stage but will now have significantly fewer eyes watching and admiring because of the satanic, blasphemous display put on by the Olympic organizers.

@Starkslittlesis I'm okay babe. I think I will survive.

@Shazam1001 Are you okay babe?

* footage of me getting my ass kicked *

I threw a truck at a dragon today.

Happy Wednesday!

@Shazam1001 Good one

Power punch!