Siena Brolin

I’ve never met a straight person who made a bad decision before

would you rather be in an air conditioned building or have people licking your arms at all times

susan sarandan’s alive. people should announce when celebrities are alive just as much as when they’re dead

dreidel is basically king’s cup

would you rather play the floor is lava for the rest of your life or die now

i wish i could pee liquid jolly rancher

*belches* oh no it was vomit!

i want all the delicious air heads i want them all around my mouth and tongue doing their little dance

your smells are intoxicating

there should be a thing like an organ donor but where you can donate your hand for me to chew on them #yourbodyyourchoice #imnotacannibal

that’s kind of homophobic; to go to a sports camp,, like knowing there are gay people

i want to feel your beard hair between my toes

lotso hugging bear? more like lotso jizz in your mouth

i want Anthony Scaramucci in my Chef Boyardee biopic musical— it’s going to the next Hamilton

people who drink milk should be called udder suckers

should we all listen to an audiobook?

would you guys like me if i was the same just really stupid?

see what i don’t love is getting my babies stolen by owls

guys this game is really hard. OH! i misunderstood a fundamental rule!

when i die no one will remember Top Girl