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@ArtOfDialogue_ Disney is going to be on the ass bright and early Tuesday morning (Monday is a holiday). 🤣

Kelis shows off a collectible art piece she created, which is a Black version of Woody from “Toy Story.” (🎥 Kelis /Make it Brown/ IG)

@KevOnStage *Nebbia bond*

@KevOnStage Nebbie bonded his ass! Good! 🤣🤣🤣

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@Strippin Apparently we’re going back to the “ who deserves to eat avocado toast” debate.

This dude literally owns a restaurant that charges you $12 for FRIES in case anyone was wondering

@WatsonLadd @samlymatters As someone coming of age in the 90s, I’m happy this treatment is out there. But why should I now be taking liver damaging medication for the rest of my life because of medical malpractice?

@samlymatters HIV treatment has come a long way to the point where we can make the virus undetectable and untransmissable with a single daily pill

Everyone who goes to my dentist has been urged to get tested for HIV. If I have it and have to disclose this to a future partner, I’m going to sound so full of shit. “No no—I’m not a heroin user. I didn’t even have unprotected sex. The lady who does my Invisalign hates cleaning.”

@atrupar @morgfair With all the ICE activity sending a bunch of Cubans back, they are not happy with Trump. This BS is to quiet the grumbling in the Cuban community.

NEWSMAX: This Cuba thing -- people struggle with how this is America first when gas is $4.55 a gallon COMER: Cuba has always been a security threat NEWSMAX: Really? COMER: If some country went in and loaded Cuba with the same drones Iran had, yes I think it could be a threat NEWSMAX: Sounds like a false flag

@atrupar Didn’t he become a Catholic yesterday? He’s already a church historian?

JD Vance: "One of the things I find fascinating about Pope Leo is he chose the name 'Leo XIV,' which of course is recollecting Leo XIII. Leo XIII was Pope during a time when incredible industrial transformation led to the rise of fascism and communism in Europe."

@ThymeToBeBorn I’ve watch a kid “hit” their head on the floor in slow motion during an evaluation. The evaluation turned into a parenting skills session.

I witnessed my child, 18 months, begin to throw a fling self on the floor fit, notice the paved stones onto which he was about to fling himself, go silent, move to the grass, and resume the fit.

@TxxRedd That lady is about to become a widow 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m hollering 😂🤣

@RonFilipkowski I THOUGHT WE HAD MOVED ON FROM GREENLAND!!! GET OUT THOSE PEOPLE'S COUNTRY!!!!

Trump’s special envoy has arrived in Greenland - the dipshit Governor of Louisiana. The clown show buffoonery continues all over the world.

@tenderoniTONY @SomaKazima2 I used to be opening branch manager. We do not get there until 20-30mins before opening in order to count drawers. How would he know he’s been out there an hour. And who comes to rob a bank driving a Tesla???

@SomaKazima2 I was on his side til they said he pulled up an hour before the bank opened not gonna hold you that’s odd but I wouldnt have called the police just off that tho

So you open at 9, you're LATE opening & you call the police on the ONE black man because he was in his car minding his business waiting for you to open yours????

@_Oluwanifemii Looks like something I would do. Just grab my seat and thinking how disrespectful everyone else is for not wearing white (especially since I hate wearing white) 🤣🤣🤣

She thought she was heading to her aunt’s all-white birthday celebration… meanwhile, it was actually her proposal 😃😃 But wait, I’m confused 🤔 Did she really just walk past the entire proposal setup without noticing her man standing there?

@LeeMerrittesq So write them a citation that they have to present proof of insurance within 2 weeks, and move on!

A disabled Army veteran and her amputee husband were pulled over on a dark Georgia highway after a police database claimed they had “no insurance.” The officer refused to review the proof of coverage on her phone or the paper policy in her hand, had their car towed, loaded her non‑ambulatory husband into a wheelchair, and left them on the roadside in the middle of the night. USAA has since confirmed their policy was active the entire time. This wasn’t a lack of insurance — it was a broken system and a lack of basic humanity. As a result of this incident, the city apologized, tossed the ticket, refunded the tow, and says it “counseled” the officer after opening an internal investigation. But we all know how these encounters can end. Too many families never make it home from traffic stops after trying to prove they have the right documents. How many more lives have to be shattered before this system changes? 🎥: @wtoc11

@beyoncegarden Am I the only one whose skin itches every time she misuses the word aesthetic???

this is one of the best apartments i’ve ever seen omfg😭

@emilykmay And if it sells for that, your property taxes are about to be hell

house in our neighborhood just went on the market for $1.1M, which is high for our neighborhood, but it's a decent sized house. I looked at the price history, and they bought it in 2018. For $400k .

@CincinnatiZoo I think he’s got the “remain calm” part down pat.

Sleeping on the job! 🥰 The 3-week-old baby skunks went outside for the first time yesterday! They are being co-reared between skunk mom, Lily, and our Animal Ambassador Team.

@Federal_flashes @MissSassbox It is. We’re just used to the women being featured.

@MissSassbox Is this flamenco?

this man has just opened up a whole new world and hyperfixation for me

@pastormarkburns You get that the problem with the golden calf wasn’t literally that it was a calf, right? Like it’s not as though if Aaron explained it was a bull that Moses and God would have been like “oh shit that was a close one! Good thing it’s not a calf!”

@kyleburndley Not us sending you hugs and you getting mad at us!

whole day yesterday while i was crashing out about the treatment speed was getting from the sweet gyal dem the JA cousins was in my replies saying "hush hush" and i was getting even more vex...i clean forget until now that hush is a term of endearment for them😭😭😭😭

@Ony1nyechi And stress will ALWAYS intensify autoimmune diseases.

She said the full body change happened from lockdown 2021-2024. But somehow, ignorant people and haters still doubt that Michael Jackson had vitiligo