Simon Jones

Tickets are now available for NN12 Community Choir at Tove Valley Centre, Towcester. ticketsource.com/nn12-community… #Northantsgigs #northantschoir

Listen to local Northants choir take on pop classics. Tickets are now available for NN12 Community Choir at Tove Valley Centre, Towcester. ticketsource.com/nn12-community… #Northantsgigs #northantsmayconcert #popchoir #NN12communitychoir

#maskedsingerUK Conker sounds like Ben Shephard

#maskedsingeruk Mistletoe Going to say Martin Clues, as on naughty list (Men Behaving Badly) and emphasis on the word 'clues'.

#totp Catchy number from Charles & Eddie, I have to admit.

#RoyalVarietyPerformance Matt Lucas: master of perfecting every character.

#RoyalVarietyPerformance Claudia Winkelman? Really? Sounds nothing remotely like her!

#RoyalVarietyPerformance I wonder how much the stalls seats cost.

#countryfile Each calendar costs approximately an hour's minimum wage.

#TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea The plastic falling on the streets is the best scene so far.

#TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea a metaphor for man made climate change

#TheWarBetweenTheLandandtheSea I'm half expecting Tom Daley to pop up

#strictly Hmmm. In 100 years' time what modern day tragedy will there be a cheesy musical about?

#antiquesroadshow Not many antiques on that show. Just the career of Mary Berry.

#antiquesroadshow And we are still buying useless kitchen gadgets that never get used.

#antiquesroadshow Presuming a woman produced the sugar bowl. So that's based on what exactly ?

#Strictly I don't know who George is but he has the voice of a suave period drama character.

#Bullseye Would have been better being presented by Al Murray - the pub landlord character in a fake pub.

Vito's pride for Ellie is so sweet and endearing. #strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

#dressthenation Doesn't seem like the show is attracting many viewers, going by the lack of tweets.