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@bryan_johnson Sex

thanks for the feedback everyone I shouldn’t discuss… + her 1% + my NTEs + blood boys + shrooms + the ultrasound pic + 5meo So what do I talk about?

I’m meeting Kate’s parents for the first time. Do you think they’ll like me? I’m flying 17 hrs. She’s from Australia and international travel increases aging. But I really love her so it’s worth the cost.

@Vivek4real_ Probably him

BINANCE FOUNDER CZ: “CRYPTO WILL MAKE YOU NOT NEED A JOB.” “BUY AND HOLD NOW, RETIRE IN A FEW YEARS.”

@TheBitcoinConf @saylor Ok keep pumping

MICHAEL SAYLOR: "Bitcoin will surge to $180,000 and crash to $140,000, and people will be freaking out about it again." 💯

@fiatarchive Suckers left town

CZ: Bitcoin reaching $200,000 "is the most obvious thing in the world."

@AshCrypto He will have to borrow at higher rates for future payments and banks may not lend him. Lose lose action.

THIS IS MASSIVE. Michael Saylor's Strategy used $1.38 BILLION of cash reserves to buy back $1.5 BILLION of its own debt at an 8% discount. That means the company is reducing liabilities while keeping all its Bitcoin untouched. One of the biggest fears around Strategy has always been, "What if they are forced to sell BTC to repay debt?” But this move reduces that risk significantly as Saylor is getting rid of its debt without selling Bitcoin.

@TiffanyxFong Bye

This is creepy as shit

@Darky1k End of crypto for sure. Constant manipulation, liquidations drove people away. There is no good faith.

Bitcoin falling like it’s the end of the world Crazy

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo What’s up with the red glasses? Any significance or just style?

@TrendingBitcoin Nope

Bitcoin is king.

@scottmelker Not with them

COINBASE $COIN CEO BRIAN ARMSTRONG SAYS CRYPTO WILL TRANSFORM GLOBAL FINANCE THROUGH TOKENIZATION, STABLECOINS, AI, AND OPEN ACCESS

@TrendingBitcoin To do what

BREAKING: CHATGPT JUST ANNOUNCED ALL ITS USERS CAN NOW BUY BITCOIN VIA MOONPAY 🤯 THEY HAVE 900 MILLION USERS

@RealJackPoor Yes with crypto

Can someone worth $10M ever go broke again?

Whole crypto looks like it has covid

@TiffanyFong Looks too

this man is so fucking retarded

@Kalshi_Finance Well the stupid Microsoft guy should be fired then

JUST IN: Sam Altman says AI is unlikely to cause a jobs apocalypse

@BullTheoryio Desperate

BREAKING: Strategy just spent $1.38 billion, nearly 61% of its entire cash reserves to buy back its own debt at a discount. Strategy borrowed money years ago by issuing convertible notes due in 2029. Those notes are now trading below face value. So instead of waiting until 2029 to pay them back at full price, Strategy bought them back today at a cheaper rate. It is a smart move on paper. Retiring debt at a discount saves money and cleans up the balance sheet. The problem is they used $1.38 billion of a $2.25 billion cash pile to do it. Strategy now has roughly $871 million in cash left. A company that holds 843,738 Bitcoin worth $64.8 billion just spent nearly 61% of its liquid cash cushion on a debt cleanup. If Bitcoin drops sharply, their margin situation tightens and that $871 million buffer is all that stands between them and a forced sale of Bitcoin holdings. This is either very disciplined financial management or a very thin safety net. Depends entirely on where Bitcoin goes next.

@kmburabia Jealous, you should go for 50 year olds

Şu 30 yaşındaki adamların 21-22 yaşındaki kızlara yürümesi midemi bulandırıyor.

@TedPillows It’s over

Coinbase Bitcoin Premium has dropped to its lowest level since Feb 5th. Non-stop selling.

@WatcherGuru He is done

JUST IN: Peter Schiff says Michael Saylor is "running out of cash." "What will you sell next to keep the wheels from falling off?"

@RampCapitalLLC 4T loading

Ok I think it’s finally safe to start buying $MU now that it’s in the four comma club