Sir Naps Alot

@GooningOnRumble Joe: "My wife said the most profound thing today with heavy implications of our mortality & longevity. 😥" Joe's dumb bitch wife earlier that day: "OMG! I love this song; I could totally die right now!"

He did a special where everyone said he bombed. He was out there humping stools. I just worry about the guy. He goes into these spirals where he keeps talking about world events and I'm like "Jesus Christ I gotta help this guy."

@MikeAndIke29 @luisjgomez You're argument is irrelevant. You've already moved the goalposts too far. You don't actually care. People who know know, & you don't have to know. There isn't enough room for you anyway, your space is already taken, & you won't be missed.

@luisjgomez Well sure if people want to sit and listen to 180 comedians. You think a person is a fan of every 180? But im talking about actual reality here Luis. 180….. think about it. I’m saying people are only fans of probably only 10-20 different comedians. Everyone isn’t seeing 180.

Luis, people aren’t seeing 180 comedians. They’re only seeing 10-20 each. Come on doggie

@luisjgomez Truly are a man of the people!

I’m hearing this more and more. I promise tickets will be less expensive next year. Lots of tours and concerts being canceled because people can’t afford it. I’m on it doggies.

@RandomRation @brad_polumbo Give me a fucking break!🤦

@brad_polumbo Megan Kelly, Candace, Owens, and Tucker Carlson thought they were politically savvy by going against Donald Trump… But they were wrong. The Iranian regime was the ONE regime worth overthrowing. But that doesn’t have to mean a forever war. They are siding with jihadists.

"You don't see the Republican Party as ANY more cultish [than the Democrats]?" "I think Trump demands more loyalty, while giving out none of it, but I also think he's receiving LESS of it from the most influential conservatives." "They turned on Trump because they're politically savvy... I think Tucker Carlson is borderline a psycopath!" "You have one text message, it means NOTHING!" @chrisdmowrey & @ComicDaveSmith clash on the latest "Brad vs The World": youtu.be/5RFsW_TyLSo

@Naim__Ali @stringerbak @luisjgomez Make it happen!

@stringerbak See what I’m saying?!!! You get me and Yayo on there and it’s gon be confusing af

I think I’d do better on Story Warz if the other 2 contestants were black. It’s easy to see which stories come from black folks

@MiaCarlaNY @ChrissieMayr Respect for the institution?!?🤔 This IS the institution. This is a professional photographer filming all their touchdown "moments". They are simply just a bouncier & tackier people. 🤷

Its not the dancing you can dance after you have something to celebrate ITS THE WHEN have some respect for the insitution that helped you garner that expertise and diploma have some respect for your fellow students waiting to recieve their diplomas have some respect for the other families . DAnce .. at a club later. or a graduation party. Dance the night away. this is not Just YOUR MOMENT but everyone who was graduated sharing in that.

Celebrating for literally doing the bare minimum to simply exist and function in modern western civilization.

@OttawaExpositor @ChrissieMayr You're such an emotional fåggøt!🤣 You don't care; nobody cares. Obviously you don't have a problem with lying filthy whores. You just don't like that she was retarded & inefficient; which you should relate to I would think. 🤔

@Sir_NapsAlots @ChrissieMayr i'm saying she didnt get caught simp, chrissie is stupid enough to get caught being a lying filthy whore

Joan Rivers what an inspiration

@OttawaExpositor @ChrissieMayr Yea she did. You obviously don't know Joan Rivers. That bitch would shiv a nigga!

@ChrissieMayr Joan Rivers sure didn't get caught lying to her audience and co-workers in an attempt to sweep for a flaggot and his paid shill!

so much of Shane's schtick is pretending to be above it all, it's interesting he'd let the mask slip here; comedians really don't like it when other comedians criticize them

@dmvBOOG @luisjgomez Snoops suck absolute balls twice after being late AF both times. Ice cube just lip singed to his own music videos & I'm not even sure it was actually him up there. Beastie boys was actually a real show that was way better, but you could tell they were burned out & out of breath.

@Sir_NapsAlots @luisjgomez DMX was entertaining for sure , he prayed , he cried , he did push-ups. He climbed the lighting tower , he sounded good , there were dudes with motorcycle jackets with rough riders on them all in the crowd. It was fun for real .

1. System of a Down 2. Pantera 3. Incubus 4. Insane clown posse 5. No Doubt 6. Black Sabbath 7. Megadeth 8. Hatebreed 9. Mr. bungle 10. Primus

@jeremykauffman You are literally a godless fåggøt informant. What are we even talking about here?!?

"help help i'm being oppressed" the reason the obsessive anti-jewish people end up being leftist is because they fundamentally have leftist psychology nothing is their fault, everything is being done to them

@luisjgomez 1) Meshuggah 2) MSI 3) Primus 4) Flyleaf 5) Future Leaders of the World 6) NIN 7) Tool 8) Muse 9) Dillinger Escape Plan 10) Regina Spector

@dmvBOOG @luisjgomez Was DMX good? He's my favorite rapper but unfortunately I never saw him. But I have seen other rappers live . . . But I've never seen a good live rap show.

@luisjgomez 1) Rollins Band 2) Cyprus Hill 3) Eagles 4) Clutch 5) Primus 6) Beastie Boys 7) DMX 8) Violent Femmes 9) Fortunate Youth 10) Too many Grunge bands from the 90’s to count

@FireFightClub @luisjgomez Meshuggah

@luisjgomez Who has the 2nd craziest mosh pit after Pantera?

@jeremykauffman @LibertarianGrif 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Of course

@LibertarianGrif I'm excluding debt

The debt pin was a great Massie gimmick. It's not war or Israel that got us here. ~85% of US gov't spending is social welfare. The left will never, ever work with libertarians to fix this. Libertarians who think they can cooperate or work with the left are getting played.

@jeremykauffman So what exactly did they say to you in interrogation?🤔

@xionista40696 @TrumpDailyPosts

@TrumpDailyPosts This scares me the most 75% doesn’t know the biggest enemy of America. It’s Scary how fast people forgets thousands of terror attacks from Iran.

What is the biggest enemy of America?

@philthatremains Because they are the fucking trash, obviously.

why would a republican say she can not stand republicans?

@jeremykauffman The Feds are saying the quiet part out loud 🤦

Your enemies are mostly not in Israel. Your enemies are mostly not in Washington D.C. Your enemies are your woke school teachers, your local union leaders, your progressive journalists, your neighbors on welfare. These are the people who must feel the boot.

@OwenBenjamin Omitting the fact that it wasn't just a benevolent concern for Theo. He was using Theo as his sales pitch example for all his psychotropic drug legislation that he has been conspiring with the administrative office over. Even if some of it is right, it's still gross propaganda.

I actually believe Rogan’s apology to Theo. I think he does actually get concerned for people and doesn’t realize the negative and massive impact it has on people when he does that. He did a similar thing to me and for a while I thought it was nefarious to fuck up my career and start a narrative that I’m “at risk.” Because it was so not true and compared to the stuff he jokes about it was nothing. Years later, after watching him apologize to Theo, I think what it is, is Joe gets treated like the patriarch of the comedy world and it’s expected that he protects and gives guidance to everyone. It never occurred to me that it wasn’t betrayal, he’s just not great at that. I wouldn’t be great at that either it sounds super hard. He’s just a guy, he doesn’t know the future, he has all his own fears and mental issues. Losing people to depression and not seeing it coming can actually make someone even worse at dealing with it or seeing the signs because of the trauma. Maybe he legit thinks these things and just sucks at reading artistic type dudes. Either way, apologizing and acknowledging you’re wrong is always the best move to get people to give you the benefit of the doubt. He never did to me but in his defense I immediately started calling him a gay dwarf for years. So I get it. Him apologizing is actually what a strong patriarch would do. The public concern spiraling is something he should not ever do moving forward cuz it does have very negative effects and he’s not good at it