Zi Graves

I do not check my timeline here any more. This site eats messages and notifs, so I cannot see or hear you. If you need me, you can find me on tumblr/ discord/ dreamwidth/ email. Not here. I am, for all purposes, no longer on twitter.

@SpicyNewts Those little mini legs he's got at the front are pedipalps. On male spiders, they BOTH can deliver sperm. If it's a female body (which is possible due to large abdomen & slender palps- trans Kar'niss?), then he'd have an epigyne under his abdomen up toward the front.

Important question i have for yall

besties #BaldursGate3 #BG3fanart х #SilentHill

@EdSigma Gods, no. My phone's three years old and wasn't a flagship even then. I don't like replacing until the phone itself is starting to struggle.

@Carlos_Adama Could well be both. Thick, ignorant, and actively choosing to stay that way despite every opportunity not to be cunts.

The "why didn't they go to the police" brigade are either thick and haven't paid attention to anything happening the last few years or utterly dishonest... and I'm pretty sure it's the later

@aptshadow You two, too! I'll definitely have to get myself up to Leeds/Harrogate again one of these days - last time I was up that way there were still regular goth nights under the Merrion centre.

@SisterGraves It was great to catch up with you.

@sennydreadful Love the implication that the griffins are probably very real and believable, but not one-eyed men.

People in the worldbuilding panel who heard me talk about the seeds of Talonsister, this is the original source #FantasyCon

@AdriJjy Will you be at hotel bar or the dead dog? I'm lurking the upstairs con bar since it's quietish.

@PoopRaven Oh, fuck this! I have a friend flying over from Poland to stay with me *especially* for the RPG voice actors at MCM, so I'm tied to going. Have they not noticed that there's maybe three whole HP cosplayers left at MCM because nobody wants to engage with that franchise any more?

Wow holy shit I'm so excited to be vending and panelling at a con with my queer books and my queer readers and having to book so far in advance and then this shit gets announced once it's too late for me to back out and I have readers who are taking time off work to meet me here

@vivisextion Love how many "what did Historical Figure do in Situation" questions can easily be answered with "horrific colonial warcrimes that scar the populace to this day". And yet those are not the answers they are looking for. Anyway, fuck Cromwell in particular.

Only knew this fact because of Jeeves and Wooster

LIFE IN THE UK: A thread about me, an immigrant, studying for a test for the first time in years

@AvionetcaArt Your Kar'niss looks so pretty!

@velnna Gale has literally done his "can I show you something magical" Weave Channelling date twice in the same run to my poor paladin despite her spending every long rest chatting to Karlach about their plans for physical contact. Gods bless that man, but he is *eager*.

@D_Libris I have to commute through fucking King's Cross on the regular, like fuck is HP an "underused" property.

**UNDER**????? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

@MikeBrooks668 As a goth music fan I can listen to ... one and a half, two on an album with radio edits. Still worth it.

@JohannesTEvans Watching it at the time, I felt "oh okay, but there'll be SOMETHING decent, something to make this worth it", so I kept trying to stick it out. There was not. It *only* gets worse, lacking blessed reprieve.

@JohannesTEvans It only gets worse from there, sorry.

i got through s1-s4 of game of thrones and now i'm on s5 and god it's so boring. they've killed off most of the really interesting characters or put them offscreen to focus on 3 dull people at once, the pacing is really all over the place, and also just like

@Hoeyboey I'm starting to take it personally that the porn bots are taking all these names that by rights belong to the Hannibal and TF2 fandoms

@thekroog Can I shout out to the tinned congee you can get from the Chinese supermarkets? The eight treasure sweet congee is just as good cold but man, the rice & barley & beans & longan really set you up for the day when you don't have hot water readily available.

@margravelucian Standsted is where Pandora buried that damn box.

This tweet brought to you by Stansted Airport, who have forgotten to send us a ground crew, so I am trapped in a plane at 18 past midnight

anyone who says they Enjoy Travelling is a fucking liar